We are also live at southwest detectives in West Philadelphia because there was a shooting last night, two women were shot, we are live on the scene with the very latest details. And the pupil is heading to see his teacher, yeah, what a game, sunday. The chiefs are high flying, can the bird fly higher then the chiefs . We will find out. Andy reid welcomes his old student Doug Pederson to kc, m o, we will have a little mini pep rally because we have a big day here on good day philadelphia nothing to worry about, with the Police Lights behind me. They are not here for you. No, this is a typical shot, me with Police Lights, behind me, but no, it is the how many times have we done this, our ninth year in a row now of fox 29 solutes our military. It begins basically, i mean if you want to come now, it is fine, we have doughnuts, coffee, we have food, as they say. You want to have a good spot. Make sure to come early to be there for the start of everything because we are officially starting
The and the race is tighter than a babys fist. Trump and clinton are hitting all the battleground states and theyre probably down to their at last pair of underpants. Heres a tip, turn them inside out, just like new. But dont think this election is over tuesday. If trump wins, then comes the wrath. The media, hollywood, theyll be doubling up their doses of xanax and colonopin. With all her issues, shes as broken as a box spring in a porn film. Over the last five decades, pop culture and academia have combined to create a massive liberal industrial complex, which controls everything we see and hear. 2016 was the pendulum swing in every example where a liberal assumption was accepted as dogma, half of america swung back. Yeah, were swingers. It thumbed its nose at identity politics, grievance culture, climate hysteria, racial politics, and antiexceptionalism, resulting in donald trump. Now, i may not like donald, but i know for a fact that hillary hates me. And i know for a fact that her
The and the race is tighter than a babys fist. Trump and clinton are hitting all the battleground states and theyre probably down to their at last pair of underpants. Heres a tip, turn them inside out, just like new. But dont think this election is over tuesday. If trump wins, then comes the wrath. The media, hollywood, theyll be doubling up their doses of xanax and colonopin. With all her issues, shes as broken as a box spring in a porn film. Over the last five decades, pop culture and academia have combined to create a massive liberal industrial complex, which controls everything we see and hear. 2016 was the pendulum swing in every example where a liberal assumption was accepted as dogma, half of america swung back. Yeah, were swingers. It thumbed its nose at identity politics, grievance culture, climate hysteria, racial politics, and antiexceptionalism, resulting in donald trump. Now, i may not like donald, but i know for a fact that hillary hates me. And i know for a fact that her
The and the race is tighter than a babys fist. Trump and clinton are hitting all the battleground states and theyre probably down to their at last pair of underpants. Heres a tip, turn them inside out, just like new. But dont think this election is over tuesday. If trump wins, then comes the wrath. The media, hollywood, theyll be doubling up their doses of xanax and colonopin. With all her issues, shes as broken as a box spring in a porn film. Over the last five decades, pop culture and academia have combined to create a massive liberal industrial complex, which controls everything we see and hear. 2016 was the pendulum swing in every example where a liberal assumption was accepted as dogma, half of america swung back. Yeah, were swingers. It thumbed its nose at identity politics, grievance culture, climate hysteria, racial politics, and antiexceptionalism, resulting in donald trump. Now, i may not like donald, but i know for a fact that hillary hates me. And i know for a fact that her
Yeah. This is alice. Shes my life. Lets scwam. Stephen, i dont think so. Stephen lets crank it up and rip off knob. Stephen, that doesnt have a knob. No, its a metaphor for sex. Im playing in the key of g. Is that a g . Its it wont work. Ive got another one. This ones in the key of g. All right lets do it. Stephen, im a professional. I dont know. Can you even play that thing in. Stephen you tell me. Wow. Stephen lets do it. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Ethan Hawke Tim meadows and musical guest wilco. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody hey, chris thanks, everybody cheers and applause thank you so much. Amazing stephen thanks so much. Hey welcome to the lat late show everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it feels good. Feels good to be with everybody here tonight. Im your host, Steph