The and the race is tighter than a babys fist. Trump and clinton are hitting all the battleground states and theyre probably down to their at last pair of underpants. Heres a tip, turn them inside out, just like new. But dont think this election is over tuesday. If trump wins, then comes the wrath. The media, hollywood, theyll be doubling up their doses of xanax and colonopin. With all her issues, shes as broken as a box spring in a porn film. Over the last five decades, pop culture and academia have combined to create a massive liberal industrial complex, which controls everything we see and hear. 2016 was the pendulum swing in every example where a liberal assumption was accepted as dogma, half of america swung back. Yeah, were swingers. It thumbed its nose at identity politics, grievance culture, climate hysteria, racial politics, and antiexceptionalism, resulting in donald trump. Now, i may not like donald, but i know for a fact that hillary hates me. And i know for a fact that her supporters hate me, too. Look at this funny or die video. Donald trump is a garbage fire. And the worst president ial candidate our countrys ever seen so [ bleep ] so you know these selfsatisfied saps think were all evil, right . And you know, military and Law Enforcement knows how that feels, too. So does small businessmen and anyone who isnt a fan of the welfare state. Progressives hate us all. And hillarys celebrity fan videos just pile it on. Did i say celebrity. Sorry, i meant lena dunham, who is to talent what hemorrhoids are to butts. Progressive Freedom Fighter going up against a dude whos a Climate Change denier who works harder than her man did and people have the nerve to ask her what her plan is her plan is to win against hatred break it down in three words im with her i can safely say thats bad. If youre on the fence and that doesnt push you toward trump, nothing will. Shes got the charm of hepatitis. So if youre not a member of this in crowd, you will be despised. Hence, this uprising. And if you think it ends at a trump loss, dont kid yourself. The hibernation is over. And for the selfsatisfied celebrity, the arrogant media and the petulant professors, youre in for one rude awakening. Period thank you. Thank you, america. Lets welcome tonights guests. Hes both sharp and fun, like a blowup sword. Rick sarwell, fox news, digital politics editor, cohost of ill tell you what. Shes so smart that rubiks cubes try to solve her. Jilian turner, former National Security council member. Hes so bright, i use him as a nightlight. Washington times political columnist, charles hurt with a gray hairdo. And if hating life were a sport, she would win the gold, silver, and bronze, National Review reporter, kat tim before we talk about my monologue, about an hour ago, donald trump took to the stage at a rally in reno, nevada. I love reno. Biggest little city in the world. And he was physically removed by the secret service after some sort of Security Threat in the crowd. Were not sure what it is. Minutes later, he returned to the stage. Take a look at all of this. By the way, folks, while were at it, great go, go nobody said it was going to be easy for us, but we will never be stopped. Never, ever be stopped. All right. So the latest word we have is a man has been detained. According to our producer covering the trump campaign, a white male who looked middle aged, sounds a lot like me i hope it wasnt me. No, im here. He was taken by Security Service and local Law Enforcement and he appeared to be handcuffed. Police took him to an adjacent mens room, where they appeared why is that funny . its a serious thing as we mention mens room and everyone giggles. Theres nothing funny about being detained in a mens room. Im usually the detainer, though. The Campaign Just released a statement on the incident oh, this is from donald trump, actually. Saying, i would like to thank the United States secret service and the Law Enforcement resources in reno and the state of nevada for their fast and professional response. I also want to thank the many thousands of people present for their unwavering and unbelievable support. Nothing will stop us. We will make America Great again signed donald j. Trump. And then i think he hopped on to his plane and hes going to denver, i believe, for another final event. And we might find out more in the meantime, chris. This election has more curves than charo. I was going to say, that is a loveboat that i came here preferred for a number of loveboat references, but it was not charo and i want to credit you for that, greg. Thank you. Did you see how president obama dealt with the trump protester at his rally . Yes. And it was kind of perfect. The people in his crowd were yelling at him, they were angry at this guy. And obama stopped them and he held out the rally forever and ever and ever. And it became uncomfortable how angry he was at his own crowd and he made them stop. And then he said, hes an older gentleman, hes probably a veteran, he seems like hes a veteran, and his vote is not going to hurt you. Hes going to vote a different way than you, and youre going to vote a different way than you. Barack obama has done not inconsiderable things to divide america, but he demonstrated in that moment and he was probably trolling donald trump in that way, but he demonstrated how you do that. Hes a little late for unity, dont you think . If you get down to the end of it, if youre trump, youre trying to litigate obamas eight years, if youre obama, youre right to litigate the last eight minutes. And in that way, he demonstrated dignity and respect and a good way to do that and those things will be judged going into tomorrow. Get a room this is fox news youre not supposed to say that stuff. And we regret the error. Okay, okay. Were going to take that all out. Jillian, thoughts on what you just saw . Any observations or would you like to talk more about the election being an ordeal that makes the donner party look like an actual party . Youre stealing my bit here. That was her halloween shtick. So im not an expert on secret service tactics, per se, but, i mean, some, but not all of them. What i saw in this was like do tell what i saw happen here was they arent they supposed to like throw him down on the ground and then cover that like be human shields . I mean, he was ushered off the stage and his whole upper body was exposed. Like, if she was going to get shot, he would have been shot ten times. Youre actually, youre secondguessing the response oh, yeah. Wow they didnt look like secret service, they looked like security. Well, anybody could have i could have done a better job than that. We are speculating on who those men were. They could have been they were definitely secret service. Nobody else is allowed up there on the stage. But, the thing that obama did, he was mocking the guy he was turning the audience against him. And this was in between speeches where hes talking about the kkk and david duke and kkk. I mean, nobody in america gives the david duke any credibility but the stupid media. And he does it because he knows that he can divide people and, you know he was nice to that guy. He was nice to that guy in order to get everybody to like gang up on him. Stop yelling at him . No. To be meaner to him. I dont give him any credit. You know my favorite kkk story is . I have so many of them. My first okay. During the world series, when premium saw the three ks up on the stadium, and they were like, oh, whats that . Its like, the guy had three strikeouts. Thats why you need one swinging. Because if not one looking. If not, its yeah, its true. Every third one needs to be looking. Kat, this is this is a serious incident, but theres been so many things, i think were jaded now. Theres more controversy, scandals, and incidents in this election than there has been in the last, i would say, 375 years of president ial elections. Tensions are running high. It appears that peep are very emotional. People who support or dont support trump, either way, its an emotional thing. Its like, oh, ill vote for this guy or wont vote for this guy. If youve ever been on the twitter and youve seen some of the supporters, theyve never been so excited and passionately loved anything like donald trump. If hillary wins, these people arent just because you feel really passionately about smng and then youre told its over, you dont believe it right away. No, you dont. You leave dead pets on their front porch. Sometimes it isnt over. No, its as long as its not over in your head, its not over. It isnt really over. Everyone who dumped me in high school is aware of that, to this day. Yeah, i have a lot of people who are really hung up on me, too. Yeah i was in your mentions for about four hours today and oh, no. I want to tell you, it was like drinking lava from the actual mouth of the it goes back to the think. You cant defend your thats a very good point. What up, dog. I can declare peace, because i voted yesterday. And since then, everybodys been talking about how crazed they are, everybodys in a panic. You dont have to worry about what your candidate does ive done what i can do and now its up to the good people of this great nation. Did you vote for charles or did you vote for gutfeld . I voted for for gutfeld. As one does. I had an ordeal voting. Im an absentee this is great. Im an absentee ballot, but i kept putting it off. Its like, totally, i have this thing sitting there. So i voted and then i opened up the ballot and i changed and then i closed it and i opened it up again and changed it again. And i kept walking back and forth. I kept going, what would my mom do . Are you paul ryan or greg gutfeld . I dont know what i am, anymore. That story is as crazy as this one. It is crazy. Im not well balanced. Im not like your morning breakfast, unless youre a transient who drinks your own urine. Look, this is a problem with having only two major parties. You only get two major choices. So when its over, half the country is bitter. So if you had, say, six if you had six candidates, would it be better or worse . Would people be as heavily invested or could it be worse . What do you know . Imagine italy without good food. Yes you mean jersey. I dont even know what that means. Ive been watching soprano reruns. Im a huge enthusiast of the twoparty system why boo him. Because it forces people to have their disagreements within the two parties and then have a broader would you say that it worked this time . But i would but, but, but, but no my hope out of this time would be that we have never in the history of modern Public Opinion research had two candidates as unpopular as these two people. And thats the twoparty system but, now, wait the least two popular people. But its the fault of the two parties, not the fault to have the twoparty system. And it may end up being very good for like voter turnout is what its expected to be, weve got Something Like 225 Million People registered today thats up 50 million from eight years ago. I am already biting my nails. Come tuesday, im going to have to find other things to bite. Stand by for news. I am taking volunteers. But charlie, ive got to go its break time dont you hear the music . I have a very good point after that it could be a very unifying thing, because half the people are voting for trump and half the people are voting for hillary. If the other person wins, theyre like, hey, its not my problem. I voted for the other one. Exactly. Thats an important point you made. And you did it while music was playing. Coming up, a story so hot, you might mistake it for me. But first, which backgrouttlegr states will leave the candidates to victory . I dont know. I havent been paying attention. Ohio. Florida. North carolina. Yes, those are the names of my new ferrets. Look, theyre adorable. Theyre also some of the key battleground states deciding the election. I didnt know that. In florida, the race is like a diffuses drifter in my car, p dried up. The most crucial state for clinton could be North Carolina, where romney narrowly beat obama in 2012. Said the president on wednesday, if hillary wins North Carolina, she wins. That is poetic. Still, the one key state no one seems to be talking about, new kansas. There it is. As you know, its the i think we call it the call me state. Its home to most cat owners per capita and they breed them like cattle for nourishment. Its disgusting. Its main exports are house coats, flatulence, and sadness. In other words, dont count out new kansas, voters, its going to be very exciting. All right, chris, you majored in stuff that bores people. Ie, polls. But youre the experts. Which of the swing states do you think trump might take . It depends on how we define swing states. Here we go. I hate it when they start, it depends. That means they dont get to the answer. Lets try this again. Which of the swing state is trump most likely to take . If youre donald trump, you would say michigans a swing state. Yes. And you would say pennsylvanias a swing state. Right. It will polls would say they arent. Trump yauds to say new york and california and Washington State were swing states, and they werent. That didnt work out. So an easy way to look at it is, is that in the eastern United States, there are four states, ohio, pennsylvania, North Carolina, and florida. That trump needs to win three of. Okay. If he doesnt win three of those four, he cant win. Okay. And his problem right now is, he is considerably behind in pennsylvania. He is not far behind, but consistently behind in North Carolina. Now, hes good in ohio. Yeah. Theres only been would you like a nerd fact to bore you hideously . Yes a nerd fact to bore you hid rowsly is theres only been one republican whos won ohio and didnt win the presidency. That was Richard Nixon in 1960, and they did happen to steal that election from him in chicago. Rigged rigged. Rigged. That is a nerd fact. Basically, trumps going to win ohio or set right to win ohio. His situation in florida is its as dead even as it could possibly be. He is behind in pennsylvania. And North Carolina hes behind. So he needs a fix. He needs things to get better. You know what i said about florida, i said its like a siamese giraffe, neck and neck. I would say that you are better than that, but i know that you are not. It was an incredible joke. As long as i can make charles smile, its all that matters. It looks like new kansas may be going for hillary, but ill get to that later. What are your thougts on the swing states . Do you have any insights . I know its hard to be like chris, but you had a social life. Yeah, exactly. This is one of the things a lot of people love about donald trump. Weve had this map for 20 years and its been the exact same map. And its immovable and its all a gradual deaggression until death. And finally, i get it, texas is now a swing state, whatever, but at least hes blowing the map up. And thats a very healing thing. If he loses all these states, i dont care. At least hes changing the map and thats a good thing. It reminds me when i used to play candyland and i was losing and i would just turn it over. Absolutely that was just two years ago. Scrabble, you cant think of a word, you turn the whole thing over. That speaks for a lot of people and it makes chris mad. It does, and it should, gillian, do you feel bad about the states where it doesnt matter. Like, states where you know your vote doesnt matter . Like new york and washington, d. C. . If you vote for hillary, youre spitting in niagara falls. If you vote for trump, youre p peeing in it. Its a little well, i grew up in new york, so it doesnt really bother me. Now i live in washington, d. C. Why is he going to colorado, anyway . Its really nice there in the fall. I like colorado a lot. Its gorgeous. But so heres my question for chris or for you, whoever its not for me. Probably for me. What about much ado was made in the last election cycle about the disparities between city voters, like urban voters and rural voters. How is that breaking down, like in this so far . Do a mental picture and picture 100 pinpoints driving the across the country in the large test city in america . I am. The farther you are away from any of those pinpoints, the more republican you are. If you go into the deepest recesses of montana and miami, the farther away from the one of the biggest 100 cities, the more republican you are. The closer you are to those cities, the more democratic are. Why is every election decided in the suburbs . Thats where the country meets the city. Thats the point of conflict. So the country mice like me and the people im from are republican. The city mice like you, where youre from and where you grew up, are democratic. And then when we get you just stereotype people for a living . I do, all the daggone time. And you know what is great . Were almost always right. Kat, right now were seeing live footage of a podium. You dont see the guy there. Its happening again. You mean theres somebody there . Look, last word to you. Thoughts on anything other than what chris just said. Im trying to stake awake. It just doesnt matter. Whatever the polls you cant say that whatever the polls say, it doesnt, or whatever they dont, theres five days and were going to move on to phase two about being upset about whatever happened, either way. I dont think its possible to always tell. Everything thats been known in the past has not worked out for this election so far. So i dont believe anything. Thats what ive learned. When i say it doesnt matter, its nothing that we know from the past really matters now, because look Donald Trumps the republican nominee. Remember it was funny, he gave a speech and we were laughing and clapping and it was great. Reality tv is really funny, because youre like, i cant believe thats real life. But then youre like, whoa, i cant believe that is real life. That pageant mom really does do that for a living. Weve got to move on, but to quote freddy mercury, nothing really matters. Coming up, a story so hot, youll think its my twin brother. What will a Trump Presidency look like . How about a clinton one . How about we just go back to bed and wake up in 2020 . Headlines, logon to foxnews. Com. There are only two outcomes on and. But it will also mean four more years of this. Its time for us to say, no we are not going backwards, were going forward, into a brighter future. Anyway, sometimes it just takes time o i have to get over it, take a deep breath. Trump, what could be the best thing about a Trump Presidency . Americas always made great again, in at least one household, because my mother got sick and tired of listening to my dad complain all the time, and she finally took a kleenex box and made it into a ballot box and every time and puts it in the hallway, and every time he starts complaining about something, darn it, margaret and she says, the ballot box is downstairs in the hallway and goes down into the next room, checks it off for trump and stuffs it in the box and feels all better and sits down and is quiet for at least half a day. Have you taught him about the trump call . He doesnt need no thats like a natural wrong dont confuse this, i want to know, what do you think is the best thing . The best thing no, the best thing is the thing that is whether he wins or not you cant think of anything i am, im just trying to set it up here. No, the best thing is that people people have been you know, upset, for a long time. And especially republicans. Especially you. Especially me. You sound very upset. This is screwed. This is a great country. Is it rigged . Its totally rigged. Media, everything. You are in the media no, well, you know charles, if you dont get to the point, im having you shot. The message is clear. He sent the message. Everybody knows. Thats a good thing. All right, so, im a little confused. I think he sent message, greg. Did you not receive the message . Like you didnt see the guy standing behind the podium in the commercial break. Heres why i think trump would be good, because its impossible for him to fulfill all the bad that people are saying is going to happen. Remember, we know you know, these critics are promising the apocalypse. Its not going to happen. Its not going to happen. Youve got checks and balances. I think that the good thing about trump is that he wants to be loved. And when you want to be loved, you want strange, new respect from your critics, right . So thats the first thing i think hes going to go for. The bad part about trump, i also feel like hes vindictive, so hell remember people that didnt back him and he might have you audited or perhaps killed. Tough, but fair. Yes. I just dont want him showing up at my place, because then ive got to make something for a lot of reasons. I have no food in the fridge. All right, gillian, whats your whats your best hope for, lets say, a hillary presidency . Oh, i dont really have any hope anymore. I lost that. I lost that are you thinking hopelessness. That should have been. Its like, hope is on the way. All the hope hope is dead. But you know what this is like . Its like this. Remember that ad from the 90s that would be like, this is your brain and there would be eggs like sizzling in the pan, and then and then, this is your brain on drugs, and then its like scrambled eggs. One of those is donald trump and one of those is Hillary Clinton. Im not going to tell you which one is which, you have to decide for yourself, but thats what it looks like. You just made me hungry. I love a good egg. I dont like to think about egg, because its kind of creepy, kat, when you think about what an egg is, but i still eat them, theyre just delicious, a little hardboiled egg with some salt. But im getting ahead of myself. Are we overstating the importance of this election. Everyone is acting like if hillary is elected, the world will end, if trump is elected, the world will end. Well, the world will end, greg, absolutely. But theres so much outrage now and i think people forget that there was always this much outrage, it was just over smaller things. Like, remember the binders full of them. That was look for weeks and weeks and weeks, the biggest deal in the whole world, can you believe it . Now that there are actually some more inflammatory things being said, no one has enough outrage left. We dont know what to expect. With trump, he has no record, i dont know. Hes thrown out plans and changed them. I do know he probably has a great zinger tweet directed at hillary in case if he wins, ready to fire that off. I dont know if hes got anything beyond that. Weve got to move on, but i want to ask chris, the only good thing i could say about hillary is at least we know what kind of crook she is, right . So we know what to expect. And shes hobbled, right . Shes kind of hobbled by like, when she goes in, nobody is going to be on her team or on her side, or is that easily forgotten once shes president elect. Im going to ignore your question and answer a previous question that i proposed. And that is this. People are making too much of this election. Our framers and our founders intended this to be a country that was not dominated by its politics and its government, but instead by its people. And if we go back and read what the founders wrote and read the federalist papers, if we read charles people on the antifederalist papers, the argument is the whole time, politics is a necessary evil, not that it is what drives our life and dominates us. So true. And i think part of what were doing wrong in this election is pretending that theres a person youre going to elect or an outcome of the election thats going to fix whats wrong with you or make whats wrong in the country right. In fact, america is better than its politics. America is americans. And americans can make whats wrong in america right again, or americans can choose to do the right thing and continue to hate their neighbor and have hate in their heart and not do whats right. Or they can choose to love each other and lift this country up. And its up to us and not up to our politicians. Um, yeah. I just wanted pepperoni on half. Pepperoni on half and pineapple on the other half. Coming up a segment so delightful, you might mistake it for a cute little bunny and then smash its head. And that would be wrong. I know we attempt to answer some important questions from our audience about the election. Thats what were really going to do, coming up. Why do protein drinks taste chalky . Then get worse . Introducing protein shots from 5hour energy. Protein shots from 5hour energy are smooth and tasty, and still deliver 21 grams of protein with 100 calories. Theyre great for workouts. So great that if you dont get up to fifteen percent more reps, more laps, more distance, well give you your money back period. Protein shots from 5hour energy. Great taste. 100 calories. 21 grams of protein. Sorry. All right, as you know, we have a dynamic and very sexy audience for this live show. And weve asked them and you, the audience at home, to send in any lastminute questions you might have before we vote on tuesday. So without further ado, and what is an ado, anyway . Nobody wants it. Lets get started. Hey, no ado anyway. First question is from john andrew via facebook. Never heard of it. If you had the power to go back, who would you have picked to become the nominee, kat . Ron paul. Its not that i love ron paul, its that i am in love with ron paul and his brilliant freedomfighting mind. Z did you like his newsletters back in the 80s . I was in the womb. Republicans would be losing and your message would be losing. Republicans, they are losing. I know they are, but if i could go back i would say, definitely donald trump, because thats the best. And then, Hillary Clinton is probably pretty good, because she really does, shes the perfect personification of the Democratic Party today. Gillian, really quick . Im going to go with marco rubio and im going to stick with Hillary Clinton. That is sensible. So he can win. Youre picking no, i think well im going to go with isaac from who is a bartender from the loveboat for the republican nominee, and the doctor what was the doctors name on the loveboat. Im going to go with dr. Bricker as the democratic nominee. And we just talk about issues that related to life, love, whats complicated, and how we have fun in port vallarta. I would paycheick james web, because he had the best answer of any think asked hip, what was one of his great memories, and he was like, killing people. It was like specific people he remembered killing. Thats right. I like that guy next question, this is from lucas on facebook. Will there ever be an election where the past great question doesnt come back to haunt the nominees . Charlie . I mean, what why is that a great question . Because i believe what weve learned is that were getting over that. It is amazing like we know too much now. The billy bush tape is already completely behind us. Its not. Isnt that im probably not the demographic for that. I dont know what that means, laughing man. Chris, what do you think . So, when it comes to being president , your policies dont matter that much, because the presidency is a reactive office. You are basically responding. George w. Bush said he was going to be noninterventionist and he was going to focus on a rather modest domestic agenda. And he invaded a couple of countries that i remember, and the world looks very different as a result of his presidency. Character counts when you pick a president , because the president responds to whats happening. He doesnt make his own weather. He tacks into it like a sailor. All right. Im glad you brought up sailor, because next question, were going to sail on. I think i have time for one more question. Well go to gillian on this. Its from christina in our studio audience. Hello, christina. Hi, christina. Remember, im at the hilton, room 33 oh, greg oh, stop it its a joke oh, my god. If hillary is elected, what do you predict bills role will be as first man . Thats a great question. Thats a very good question. And its actually been like a kind of underevaluated, like, notdiscussed issue during all of this election cycle. Did you see at the convention . Hell definitely play with balloons. Hes a fan of balloons. You remembnumber one. Look, hell have some of his own initiatives. I think hell continue to focus on africa a lot. My bet is we see him focusing more and more on other countries if hes elected president. Far away from her. Because remember at the beginning wherever theres a club med or a sandals, hes going to be there. Ill be like, yeah why did you have to include sandals . Hedonism one and hedonism two. You know, onehalf is naked. Hes going back to college. Last word, kat, what do you see his role, bill clinton . I dont think its going to be a big one. Whats he i mean, other i just hope he does as little as possible. Hope he stays in the same place. They keep him in the pen. Weve got to move on. That was interesting. We got a couple extra questions. Maybe if we have time later, well talk about them. Or we wont. Coming up, a story so different, if you were in school, you might tease it for being different. The best thing about a possible Trump Presidency will make celebrities angry, and that makes me happy all right. Will he put a frown on tinsel town . Argument to variety, the magazine, not a generic collection of different things, theres growing fear in hollywood of a trump victory. Bill maher echoed that fill friday night, delivering a warning to young people considering voting for donald trump. Ive been doing this for 23 years on tv. Ive seen a lot. I know politics. This is different. I promise you, this will not make your life better. Oh, gosh. Meanwhile, as heapstreet. Com points out, theres plenty of celebs who say theyre going to move to canada if trump wins, including walter white, aka, brian canston, thats a shame. And neve campbell, who i believe is from canada, so thats not much of a sacrifice, going home. Barbra streisand, who is alive. Raven simone, and thats so raven, by the way, i dont even know what that means, and hopefully amy schumer after this video. Or maybe we people dont believe in orange who started is not the planet a year or so now. That would be a bummer . I admire her so much, now that shes gotten really famous, shes not going to deviate from the predictable liberal stance, after all, shes going to embrace it. Im going to go to you, kat. Is there any celebrities who could influence your vote, that you go, oh, my goodness, katy perry says vote it starts with katy perry. I make all my decisions based on what katy perry tells me i should be doing. Wear, i see what she eats on her instagram and i eat those things. And when she throws up, you do. I have a little alarm that goes off. Absolutely not. I have a brain that i use. Good for you where do you keep, by the way . Charlie, isnt bill mahers sincere apocalyptic worry a little much . Yeah, this celebrity thing is just nonsense. These people are delusional and nobody pays attention to him. If i were to pick one celebrity that i would have thought would have changed my opinion, it would have been mark cuban, until he endorsed Hillary Clinton. Then it was like, okay, not him. But i love the guy. That goes against i would say, if a guy would change your vote, and you said, it would be mark cuban, except he made this decision. That is contradicting what you just said. You get shot by the unicorn gun i contradict myself all the time. All right. Gillian, anybody influencing you. I wont shoot you. No, but tom brady. You know that we went to the same high school. Do you know him . Sarah high school in california. Can you get me his email address . You know, he is married. Not that that matters with athletes. Ill look it up. Tom brady. I feel deflated. I would say, i would say either youll brenner from the magnificent seven or rawls. I would have gone with yule brenner from west world. Hes the greatest villain of all time from west world. I believe that that Michael Crichton movie is one of the greatest movies ever made. Its a whole movie about taking your time when youre killing people. My one celebrity that could influence me is wes lessman. I have no idea what you mean. I dont know what that that would be the newsman in cincinnati. Well, the fact that you know that freaks me out. Yeah, we all have google. He actually did that without googling. But i have google, so im the same. Yes, true, why do you have a brain . Are we done here . I could throw to some more spots, but lets just go. All good things must come to an end. Final thoughts, when we return. Look at all these purchases you made with your Airline Credit card. Hold on. You only got double miles on stuff you bought from that airline . Let me show you something better. The capital one venture card. With venture, you earn unlimited double miles on every purchase. Not just. dismissively airline purchases. Every purchase. Everywhere. Every day. No really double miles on all of them whats in your wallet . I wanted to know where i did my ancestrydna. The most shocking result was that im 26 native american. I had no idea. Its opened up a whole new world for me. Yes, i got a leftover question from a viewer. Its, don via facebook. He writes, if trumps elected, who do you think would make a good press secretary . Lets go with you, chris, and go down the im going to go with either, a, ricky the dragon steamboat, because i think thats whats right. Or i would say dana perino, because dana perino is the best press secretary, so we should always have dana perino. You bring the dog into every press conference. He would give some credit, too. So im going to go in a more sort of unexpected direction. Im going to go with tila tequila. I was going to say that youre such a liar im seriously not. You steal all of my material. I was going to say that. Its got to be her. Why . Shes endorsed him. She already knows how to be on television. She looks damned good. And shes tila tequila. What more do you want . Charles . Its going to be donald trump himself. Specifically, its going to be twitter. And its going to be him on his tweeting machine, just oh, yeah, you suck thats how hes going to shrink government. And Hillary Clintons press secretary would be john lubbotz. I think it will be a position with a lot of turnover. I dont think anybody will last probably longer than a week. I think it will have to be maybe theyll have to have a team. Yeah. A taken like i did it yesterday, youve got to go out there and do it now. I think it should be donald trump jr. Keep it in the family thats great. Very good. Keep it in the family, as i always say, when im talking about politics. Dont read into that, charles. Or it could be him, but under a pseudonym. Yes, john miller and i will never support a president ial candidate who hasnt done his own press under a pseudonym. Yes, exactly. Weve got to move on, but thats a good point. Thanks to chris stirewalt, katherine tim, and our lovely right now on justice. How about if shes running the country . She cant run an email. A surgeon donald trump storms through the ever tightening battleground states. I want to be the president for everybody. While hillary dances under the florida rain drops, but will it rain on her parade on tuesday . Late breaking news on the changing electoral map. Plus, donald trump jr. Headlines an allstar lineup joining me tonight. Then if he doesnt win, what are you going to do . Crawl up a in a ball and be sad. The faithful