The London dating scene, supposedly filled with excitement and ‘cultured city boys’. What a load of crap.
Whilst Instagram will lead you to believe that London boys are like Hugh Grant in Notting Hill and the cast of Made in Chelsea, it’s all a lie.
Get ready for a whirlwind of disappointing first dates, bland personalities and excruciating conversations. Here are the boys you will encounter if you venture into the London dating scene:
‘I could’ve been a professional footballer but I got injured’
Feel free to interchange football with any other sport, and expect your first encounter with them to resemble an X Factor sob story. Since not making it in the sporting world most of these lads end up working in finance or the military whilst whiling away their weekends playing Fifa, getting overly invested in fantasy football leagues and permanently having the sports channel on in the background.