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That will determine the course of your life going forward. So weam te sendhe our team outs tonicourse of the year to find the real stories tonight. I those include the global water crisis, which is rea. L, e the rise of americas Fastest Growing professionalt an sports league, which you may not have heard of, and theing, vindication of prepping people made fun of it. They dont anymore. And then the stunning suppression of Civil Libertiesof and human rights in the nation of canada wholly ignored in this country. We begin tonight with a reportso on something that matters to everyone, to every human bein g, the food that you eat. Ma and that food may be changing. , all of a sudden, the people in charge, politicians, billionaire oligarchs, celebrities are telling you Yout Haveelli to fight Climate Change by changing what you eat. They may not want to change what you eat. No one ever voted on that. It o but democracy doesnt matteroo when it comes to the food supply. Heres a Firsk Att Look at