is that still apply? isn t that typical government? sometimes your days late and a trillion dollars short. but a huge relief for new yorkers. we can return to wearing masks just to block the smell of ur urine. so for the most of us that stuff in the long time ago when we decided to stop living in fear and get back to doing the things that we love. eww. about the end of the emergency also brings with it the end of title 42. no, not level 42 this is over i ain t coming back 61 righ up there with the beatles. the insects. 1042 other two deport michael scott crossing the border and neither myself or public health reasons. as if letting his of embedded mourners into your backyard isn t really a threat to your health. is amazing the concern for thei covert status if that s what it was for. matt finn to the poisonings or sex trafficking or gang shootings. but those who got booted didn t face any charges, so they just tried it again. but now that policy ends and everyone is braci
cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
but we ve got a valentine s day card from a very important person today and it s our favorite vp. take it away kamala. hey valentine. there s a time to celebrate valentine s day and that time is now, for celebrating. because it s the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. here s another. hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: last one. hey valentine, [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: that works. she s a delight. all right. let s talk about mayor pete. you know the guy oh, wow. rush to judgment here. the guy with the round head, goofy face, flapy ears. you keep seeing him and wonder where do you insert the batteries. he s transpo him. you heard about the train derailment over east palestine yo? here s a recap. insane video over east palestine a small town near the pa border, a fr
greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s
how silky smooth my back is right now, you d understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but it s a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep i m sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something we ve all suspected but couldn t prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who don t believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was nice knowing you jeff. say hello to hillary before you re jeffrey epsteined. i m still brand new to congress i ve only been there a hundred days and i don t know if i m not supposed to say this out loud but it s true and important and if you don t know this you need to. it s really clear from working there for just a few months that most of the real angry voices in congress are totally faking it. these people who have built their brands around being perpetually outraged, it s an act. la