Big week for us here at the show. We have some very big named guests including donald trump on wednesday and Bernie Sanders on thursday. By friday morning, i could be the presumptive Vice President for both major parties. [ applause ] jimmy we have a great show for you tonight. Johnny depp is here tonight on the program. [ applause ] jimmy he was here. Now youve scared him away. Also to chat and sing for us on hollywood boulevard, pink is here with us. This is an exceptionally important night here at abc. Earlier we had a fresh new season of the bachelor et as we try to spread hpv throughout the land. The new bachelorette is joe joe. Tonight she met 26 to widl it down. Usually they widl them down by their jobs. A realtor or personal trainer. Thats most of their jobs. But some of them dont seem to work at all. Thats a great kind of guy to set someone up with in the first place. Jo jo, this is dale, and if it works out, youll be paying for his denneinners in. When they dont have a job, t
Welcome. Hey, this is kind of hard to fathom for those of us who live here. In california were in one of the worst droughts in history, they say. They put heavy water restrictions in place. A lot of people put in cactus instead of hedges. They put rock garden instead of grass. They drain their pools and fill them with chocolate pudding. Its been crazy. All this to comply with the temporary restrictions. The governor said hes going to make some of the restrictions permanent. Some of the superheros on the street havent showered in months. Yesterday the state waterboard said the mandatory water restrictions are done. You can do everything but hose off your driveway now, which is a shame because that is the most fun thing to do, but now we could use all the water we want. Were like a fat guy who loses 30 pounds and celebrates with that means my initiative, if its brown, flush it down, that means my toilet seat inserts featuring the governor are suddenly useless. I guess we can flush these
Those hot thanks for taking off your clothes to get in here tonight. This is our second night of being in secret service lockdown mode. Senator Bernie Sanders is here with us tonight. [ applause ] jimmy last night on the show we had donald trump. Tonight bernie. Im interviewing all the candidates so i can decide which one of them will be my running mate. [ laughter ] usually i know Vice President s do it the other way around, u im not usually, and this is how i do it. If theres anyone who knows the importance of a good solid number two, its Bernie Sanders. I think hell be very receptive. [ applause ] jimmy the secret service had to sweep our building for the second day today. Dogs came in. Everyone had to leave. Did you have to leave, guillermo . Ive had so many pat downs this week, one of the secret service guys told me to get checked because i had a lump. An Interesting Development last night. Last night i asked Bernie Sanders to give me a question to bernies question was will you de
Comedian Jack Whitehall. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 461 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Hey. Thats a good friday night crowd tonight, here in new york city. Beautiful crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, baby, thats how you do it. Oh, looking good. Time. Get loud. Get rowdy. Get rowdy. Well, im your host, jimmy fallon. Heres what everyone is talking about, here. Thank you. Of course, last night was the nfl draft. And, yeah. Its a big deal over there. The Los Angeles Rams used the first pick to select quarterback jared goff. Hes a College Student who just got a job worth over 20 million, or as he put it, i no longer support bernie sanders. [ laughter ] at this point, im good. Im good at this point. Steve chaching. Jimmy yeah, at this point the Los Angeles Rams used the first pick on quarterback jared goff. Or as fans in l. A. Put it, they went to jared. [ laughter and