check under your chairs. i m kidding. anat s monday y. let s welcome tonight s guests. she s an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she s like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it s hot in here. i think it s obviousere.. all right. so before we get to some new stories. you know, it s friday, so that s when we do this greg s leftovers. idn mm. yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house h
Happy thursday, everyone. So is it really so great to have president ial debates. Yeah its time to review the futile rally in simi valley. Yeah well as you can sees yo in the lower right hand corner of your screen, its been 23 hours since the second gop president ial debate, and no ones ever done that befor one and much like the vegas hair line, my migraine is finally receding. The debate was held at the Ronald Reagan president ial library. A reminder, an era whena a President Leaving Office at the age of 78 was considered too old and a reminder that itol is still legal to park a jet in a library. Excuse me, maam. Where can i find the classic literature section . Right behind the 747. Okay, so in case you it lets get right to the highlights here. All the best partss get. How would you, as president , protect American Farmers and ranchersow would from that r of retaliation from a Foreign Government like china . Eikehow you think about dealing with the root causes of crime, especially th
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