check under your chairs. i m kidding. anat s monday y. let s welcome tonight s guests. she s an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she s like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it s hot in here. i think it s obviousere.. all right. so before we get to some new stories. you know, it s friday, so that s when we do this greg s leftovers. idn mm. yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house h
under your chairs. i m kidding, that s monday of the let s welcome tonight s guests. she is an independent voter, who says the kennedy podcast, kennedy. he brings florida heat to his congressional seat. florida congressman byron donnel. she is like a blow drier full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. contributor kat timpf. and finally, psychic in tyrus. it s hot in here. all right. so, before we get to some new stories, you know it s friday. so, that s when we do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s leftovers, i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading these, if they suck don t blame me, blame joe mc kay. one of our writers. pudgy, pale and sad joe mc kay. sorry. wow. here we go. the white house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their breasts during a pride event. president biden initially had no comment as to the exposed breasts, he had to restrain hunter biden from sticking a dollar bill between them. i know where this
Down four sizes since i started working out. humble brag. oh, i lost my finger. no problem. because the cold part is they lose the weight on wrist and fingers but not their belly. they do, don t they? they lose it in their belly. i don t know, greg, i over eat, gotta go to the gym, work it off. then i get it off, let s go eat. gotta do it again. so, you know, i don t like needles so i could have you to inject it once a week. kat s right, shortcuts never work. short-term, because here is a cold part, once they get the little ring fixed, get off it, guess what, bad fingers are back then the ring don t fit that s when the guy says honey, that s why i wasn t wearing it. fat fingers, you know. kennedy, i got this theory that ozempic would have been a better vaccine than the covid vaccine which is a low bar, if
Hunch back sunken eyes, sagging skin and claw-like hands, and that s the year 2100. how about 2150. how about 2200. how about 2300. yeah. yeah, you thought we were going to go one way and we went the other. we threw one of our own into the fire. fair and balanced. fair and balanced. yes, so these are physical characteristics researchers say will result from chronic poor posture and screen exposure, a lack of sunlight and fresh air from a life spent indoors will contribute to pfizer likes to call it, the perfect customer. congressman are you worried
About this? are you worried they will turn into little gnomes like me? no, because all of my sons are taller than you, even the 12 year old. that is true. i met him. you met him in the back. yeah. i really think your first and last time here was great. oh, you thought he was coming back? after that monolog. you remember the last good disney movie wally, all the adults are on the ship, too slovenly to stand up, this is what happens, people have to get out of the house. i take my kids out all the time, they hate me for it, it makes me a great dad. happy father s day, everybody. happy father s day, kat. thank you. you re welcome. have you been a great dad. yes. do you think i have noticed with women, you know i can t wait to see where this goes. yes. evolutionary animals, we