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outfit. krauthammer has to say that wind surfing is more upper class, more hoity-toity than dressage. but krauthammer is right, the first time, when he said that dressage is is the most upper class, hoity-toity olympic event ever invented. wind surfing is also an olympic event, though krauthammer does not seem to know that. oh, and you know what jim drake was doing full-time when he was inventing the wind surfer in his garage in his spare time in santa monica? jim drake was an aeronautical engineer who helped design the x-15 rocket plane and the tomahawk cruise missile. what more could jim drake have done to get republican respect? but the only thing, the only thing that charles krauthammer hates more than dressage is jim drake s sport.
but can t you just sit it out so that your horse isn t in this equestrian event? i mean, it s not exactly the equivalent, but it approaches, you know, john kerry wind surfing in that incredible outfit. there s no need for that. i don t get it. what would republicans do without john kerry? so charles krauthammer thinks that john kerry s wind surfing is more hoity-toity than the romneys dressage? all right. let s look at the facts. the romneys dancing horse is worth $500,000. john kerry s wind surfer? $1,800 out the door, brand-new and loaded, but you can pick up a used one for a fraction of that. dressage is a french word. wind surfing is english. and the french language is the
most hoity-toity language on earth. it is now, it always will be. and dressage is a french word because dressage was invented in europe centuries ago. the great pioneers of dressage include the likes of antwan deplouffeno, michael cavendish, first duke of newcastle, and of course francois robichon de la guerineiere. the inventor of wind surfing was jim drake. he created the windsurfer in his spare time in his garage in santa monica california. he patented his invens in 1970 and created the company windsurfing international based a couple of miles down the road in marina del rey, california. now, you would think this would be a no-brainer for republicans.
import the horse. did they fly him or send him by ship? i think they strap him onto the roof of the ship. could be a long flight here. strap them to the top of the airplane. that s cruel. i think the reason romney is dancing around the dancing horses is because rafalca is more of a threat than shame us the dog. the dog thing was okay. it showed weirdness, but this shows, who owns a herd of dancing horses? this is going to make wind surfing like on a stick in south philly. this is so elite. dressage. and he doesn t want to talk about it. he said i m not going to be watching it. my wife is. he s not going to watch it on television. so it s his wife s problem now. just like the bermuda shell company he transferred to his