most hoity-toity language on earth. it is now, it always will be. and dressage is a french word because dressage was invented in europe centuries ago. the great pioneers of dressage include the likes of antwan deplouffeno, michael cavendish, first duke of newcastle, and of course francois robichon de la guerineiere. the inventor of wind surfing was jim drake. he created the windsurfer in his spare time in his garage in santa monica california. he patented his invens in 1970 and created the company windsurfing international based a couple of miles down the road in marina del rey, california. now, you would think this would be a no-brainer for republicans.