i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
to an end last night. gareth bale s deflected strike was enough to give them the win over ukraine and a reason for wild celebrations on and off the pitch. to do what we ve done for this nation, put them on the world stage, the world map. everything we do for the world map. everything we do for the fans, and that is what we have tried to do for them. a perfect storm for renters. there s been a big rise in rents and a drop in the number of properties available we ll take a look at what s going on. hello from the british normandy memorial were today commemorations will take place to mark 78 years since d day. and for the first time, veterans will be able to come here on this day to remember their fallen comrades. good morning. we have a wet start to the day across central and eastern england, that will then clear and for most of us it will be cloudy with some showers. the exception for thatis with some showers. the exception for that is scotland, where once again it will be su
Out there for some. Its wednesday, the 8th of may. Our main story. The parents of 11 children, who died after what they say were the failings of social media, have called on rishi sunak and keir starmer to do more to protect young people online. In an open letter, they say theyre disappointed by the lack of ambition shown by the regulator, ofcom, which has today set out its plans to force Tech Companies to make their platforms safer. Our correspondent Angus Crawford reports. I want to know what theyve got to say, and i want them to meet people with lived experience. Its really important to try and understand what ofcom are doing because from the outside they seem to be doing so little, which is ridiculous and frustrating. Brianna and molly, their short lives spurring their parents on to try and make the online world a safer place for all children. We showed them posts and pictures, easy to find on social media of self harm, suicide and eating disorders. Had you, um. Had you seen conten
Yesterdays sword attack that killed 14 year old Daniel Anjorin and injured others. Good evening. The father of a seven Year Old Girl who was crushed to death last week on an inflatable boat trying to cross the channel has been describing what happened and his desperation when he couldnt save her. Sara was one of five people who died as the boat, overcrowded with migrants trying to reach the uk, Set Off From A Beach South of calais. Saras mother and two older siblings were on board but they all survived. It was the fourth time the family had attempted the crossing. Andrew harding is in calais for us this evening. Yes, good evening, sophie. We have spent the past week investigating what happened on that beach. We finally tracked down and spoke to saras father, the father of the seven Year Old Girl who died. He blames the smugglers for the overcrowding that he said caused his daughters death, but as you can imagine, he is also wrestling with the decisions he took, the risks he took and pu