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Breaking news: Woman you ve never heard of is reshuffled out of a job you didn t know she had, then promoted into another job you didn t realise existed.
That appears to be the sum of the story obsessing the Boys In The Bubble yesterday in the wake of last week s elections.
Aside from the tiresome Wee Burney circus north of the border, of course.
Max Headroom obviously decided that his deputy, a bovver-booted teenybopper called Angela Rayner, should carry the can for Labour s humiliation.
But since he couldn t sack her altogether because his number two is directly elected by the membership, he stripped her of her role as party chairman and campaign co-ordinator.
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We ve come a long way since the Spaghetti Harvest spoof. On April 1, 1957, the BBC s Panorama programme broadcast a report which claimed pasta grew on trees.
It is widely considered to be the best April Fool s stunt of all time. Complete with an authoritative voiceover from the respected journalist Richard Dimbleby, this elaborate hoax managed to fool millions of viewers.
The three-minute film, which cost £100 to make, featured Italian farmers picking spaghetti and laying it out in the sun to dry.
Young people may be bombarded with facts on social media, but that doesn t mean they re any better informed than their grandparents. Why wouldn t they believe the orchards of Umbria are groaning with fusilli and linguine?