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no, no but you re from hawaii that makes you hawaiian. and it was like, no. and then what i realize is like here in hawaii we identify ourselves ethnically versus geographically. like, there s no way that he and i would call ourselves hawaiian. we d get our ass kicked. by a hawaiian. anthony: how many generations does it take? i mean, who qualifies as hawaiian in your view? mark: to me a hawaiian is a kanaka maoli, is a native of the land. it s in your blood, your koko. you come from a lineage of native hawaiian people. anthony: what s your feeling here? andrew: i do feel like i m hawaiian in a sense. you know, because it s, like, my place. but culturally it s a different story. anthony: well let me ask you this, you re saying you re not hawaiian? mark: no. anthony: what s your feeling about spam? mark: i love, i love spam. anthony: so you re hawaiian. mark: i m from hawaii. i m born and raised, gonna die 808. anthony: the owners of ethel s are a sort of typic
served alongside a protein like chicken katsu. or this hamburger steak, burger-like patty drowned in dark, sinister, sticky, shiny gravy. or, furikake ahi, seared ahi with nori and sesame seed. daniel: oh my gosh, that looks beautiful. anthony: oh yeah, that s gonna work. oh. all right. i sit this right on top of the rice? daniel: yeah, yep. you want to get some mac salad too on there too. anthony: gonna get that sinister gravy on. oh, dude. look what we re eating. daniel: right, yeah. anthony: okay, they may not be hawaiian but they are now. they are fundamentally local. i mean, this food, this most delicious, let s be honest, delicious. this is not healthy eating. daniel: yeah, and we re kind of paying the price for it right now in the health of the state, which is terrible. as i take a bite of hamburger and brown gravy. anthony: yeah but it s, like i said, it s so good. daniel: if you really want to
hano-hano: anthony, when somebody steals this it s easy for us to say, you re stealing our stuff. right? but all of this stuff is dependent on a healthy environment and ecosystem. anthony: all right, but, then let me ask you, just because i m a bit of a dick. i have to ask this question. i have to ask! hano-hano: no, i, go for it. eddie: bring it on, bring it on. anthony: i have to ask, all right. so, we have, like, twelve more beers and i pull out some nice spam musubi. hano-hano: i would eat them, right? look at me, i would eat them. but that doesn t mean it s right and that doesn t mean that s what i m gonna feed my children. our culture made everything we did the best of the best. hawaiians are the only ones that turned taro into poi. you know what i mean? we did everything to the best of the best so if you re going to introduce spam to us, we ll do it the best. you introduce christianity to us we gonna do em the best.
turned taro into poi. you know what i mean? we did everything to the best of the best so if you re going to introduce spam to us, we ll do it the best. you introduce christianity to us we gonna do em the best. whatever you re gonna introduce to us, we re gonna do it the best! anthony: our christianity s better than yours, i love it. so, you ve really disappointed me you have in no way lived up to your reputation as mean, unwelcoming, inward looking, hostile. admit it, it s a calculated strategy. hano-hano: yes. anthony: and i ll leave with a message. if you re watching this show i hope your heart is swelling with admiration. but bottom line, don t come here. group: yeah! anthony: the ocean is all around for thousands of miles. a humbling feeling knowing at