this is my expressing myself, okay? teacher s pet, i want to be teacher s pet i want to be huddled and cuddled as close to you as i can get christopher guest is considered the master of the mockumentary. he comes up with characters that are profoundly silly. when we were on snl together chris did a movie with marty and harry called synchronized swimming. i ve been doing shakespeare in the park. if i ever do that again, i m going to kill myself with a vegematic. that s where the character in waiting for guffman was born. a tube of chapstick. not really much to call my own. and then basically being slammed down for ten or so years, you