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Tom joked in his dark humored way that maybe we should build our own meth lab in the back on an r. V. And drive around and make money on the side while were in between film jobs. And youd have to know him. We have an idea. Suddenly this idea goes book and pops into my head for this character who at this point i do not have a name for who would do such a fact. A character who became known as walter white. But i think really what was going on at the time was i was about to turn 40 years old, back in 2005 or so, and reverse engineering looking back in hindsight on it i think i was really interested in writing a story about a guy having the worlds worst midlife crisis as i was probably about to embark upon my own. Rose so you had an idea, then you pitched it. And you pitched it as mr. Chips becomes scar face. Its always good to have a one sentence pitch when you talk to the powers that be and the basic franchise, the basic idea for the show was to take the protagonist and turn him into the
Stephen tonight, cable news brings back a classic series. Could it be a rock 3. A rock harder. Then i review an exciting Childrens Book. I dont care how hungry that caterpillar is. Its not getting food stamps. And my guest chris fisher is a conservationist who tracks great white sharks. A flight was grounded because there was a snake on the plane. Its just like the samuel l. Jackson movie, django unchained. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, so much. Thank you in there, out there, all around the world. Thank you for joining us. And by us of course i mean us. cheers and applause were a family now because ive adopted them. laughter come tax time i will be claiming them as dependents. In addition to being honored on the emmys,
Stephen thats right. My ice cream. Americone dream. The only ice cream liked by sociopathic white strem sifts. It does keep the vanilla separate from the caramel. This is the biggest cue since silence of the lambs endorsed nivea. Folks, i believe its about damn time they did this after all the times i have plugged their product the blue. Upon what might put you in the mindset for mayhem . A nice big bag of meth. Some of the tasty blue. Hey, i plug what the Network Tells me to. Sometimes its doritos. Sometimes its 92 pure methamphetamine. Both made by guys in hazmat the suits. And, folk,s they dont just mention my ice cream on breaking bad. It has a key role in the plot. Before my ice cream, jesse cant reach the bars of his cienl, but after eating my ice cream, he can leap like an eagle. cheers and applause . And ill tell you where he got that energy. Every pint of americone dream is made with love. And meth. laughter i had to do something to compete with Jimmy Fallons late night smack.
You couldnt say if they did. Maybe you already did. You poisoned him. Rose no. No. Frank cofor the hour. Next. Captioning sponsored by Rose Communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. This is not a roast this is my greatest, most elaborate art installation ever. laughter cheers and applause im not the real guest of honor, these arent real comedians and were not even on a real network. laughter what youve seen tonight was my brilliant opus to sequester and artistic visionary and subject them to the mindless incoherent trashings of a scattering of miscreated talentless abnormalities. I call it genius unscathed. And this is my masterpiece cheers and applause rose james franco is here. He is an actor, a director, an artist. Hes also an author. The Los Angeles Angels of anaheim described him as the Los Angeles Times described him as the prince of perpetual motion. His new book is called actor anonymous and here is the trailer for the book. I am the actor. I am th