Thankfully they were quickly rescued by police. Overtime. It sucks. Nobody likes to lose. You treat her good. Im being very nice. I will be watching. I will not be watching. Aint America Great . I was a little thug and now im getting paid millions of dollars for being a big thug. On cbs this morning. Its a nohitter henderson alvarez, one of the strangest finishes youll ever see. Announcer this mornings eye opener is presented by toyota. Lets go places. Captioning funded by cbs the federal budget runs out of money in less than 17 hours. Welcome to cbs this morning. Good morning, norah. Good morning to you, charlie. We begin in washington where republicans and democrats in congress are blaming each other. If nothing changes between now and midnight, well see the first partial Government Shutdown in 17 years. And the impact will be widespread. Passports and visa applications will be delayed. Mortgage applications will not be processed. Neither will gun permits. National parks will be clos
Stocks soaring yesterday on all of this news about a potential deal out of washington. Yesterday, the market was up by better than 2 . A gain of 323 points for the dow. Thats one of the best market days all year. The futures this morning after that big rally are actually, believe it or not, indicated slightly higher. Barely up there, but you did see a downturn earlier in the futures that turned around after it looked like a deal was at least a very good possibility. As for the publics opinion on the whole situation, americans are saying fire them all. Theres a new nbc news wall street journal poll that finds the majority wants to toss out the entire congress. Just 14 say the nation is headed in the right direction. Thats about 0. 5 of who felt that way just a month ago. 78 call the country on the wrong track. That tells you a little bit about how bad things got in the last couple of weeks and that might tell you why the two sides sound more willing to negotiate. John harwood is going t
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. I got to tell you. That is so beautiful. That is so beautiful. I will take that sound. I will take that sound over jingle bells any day. Nation, tonight is my last episode before three weeks off. But im not looking ahead to the break. Ive already started. cheers and applause that is not a prop. Whooo there are still some important stories to talk about there, folks. Like last nights megaconcert to help the victims of Hurricane Sandy. All eyes were on new york city last night for the 121212 benefit show to help victims of superstorm sandy. Paul mccartney, the rolling stones, eric clapton, Bruce Springsteen and billy joel were among all the rock n roll heroes that came out to perform. Stephen but they were all just opening acts for rock legend Step
Kwanza, seasons greetings, honestly, just be saturday. I really dont give a [bleep] what you sell brat. Just enjoy yourselves and i very much want to thank wyatt cenac for all the years of great work. cheers and applause jon were going to miss him. In fact, here it is, your moment of cenac. Beard troubles. Sure, beard brothers its the hardest thing there is to say goodbye goodbye captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. I got to tell you. That is so beautiful. That is so beautiful. I will take that sound. I will take that sound over jingle bells any day. Nation, tonight is my last episode before three weeks off. But im not looking ahead to the break. Ive already started. cheers and applause that is not a prop. Whooo there are still some important stories to talk about there, folks. Like
After four seasons of doing this show ive accumulated way too much stuff. Im no hoarder, but im certainly not going to give this junk away. Thats why i created the tosh. 0 memorabilia dump. Its your chance to own a piece of television history. All auction proceeds benefit the daniel house, a place where daniel lives. Here are just a few of the 100 items youll find on ebay. My arm wrestling table . Thats horse [bleep], i paid for that. The last match that was ever held on that table was me versus the kid from over the top. For you wrestling fans, theres this autographed arn anderson action figure. Because you and i both know im not keeping anything with the name arn anderson on it. Thats right, arn im calling you out again. You thought just because i took it easy on you for a couple of seasons that i forgot about our bad blood . Arn anderson, fat chance arn heres the sailboat we used this season. Know that theres a ton of Assembly Required and it doesnt work. Whoever buys this is insane