if uncle sam has got to get in to get out of the jam, i m with it. help me out. [applause] greg: all right. that s kat, as you know, i hate big government unless they do things that i like. so what about you? i m not a hypocrite. i think that if an airline wanted to exist where they just like stack people on each other s laps and it was cheaper, i think that would be a great alternative. i think they should be able to do whatever you want. i think you should be able to fly people in planes without seats where you just meander about and vape. i think that that should be allowed. [laughter] i don t like that the government tells me that i have to put on my seat belts because of the turbulence. i m a grown woman. i can handle my own turbulence how i want to. [laughter] however, the planes are a little cold for me.
we want to talk about the big story. it all unfolded on thursday. and it was pretty explosive. hr is going to send someone up to interview as your new secretary. good. i haven t had one of those in a [laughter] [applause] hello. i m here to interview for the secretarial position. hillary? yes, hillary, hilary clinton. greg: yes. hillary was on murphy brown. good for her, i say. if you can t be president, then do cameos on [ bleep ] rehashed sitcoms. in a year, who bets she ends up as the next colonel sanders? [laughter] greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know something else happened. but we re going to get to the kavanaugh stuff in the next segment. you can wait. but first, let s dig into a nice
now it is in the hands of the 9th circuit court of appeals which is known to lean liberal. a lot of questions here of course. how do you legally define race? how can you define it by the percentages on a dna kit? also by the way, i will have you know that i did take one of these dna tests, turns out i m 20% european and about 80% unicorn. [laughter] here s me without my make up on. come on kat. have you ever tried to get certain perks you don t deserve? isn t that what life is? greg: yes. whenever i see stories like this, the only thing i can think is why are you willingly giving up your dna without a warrant? greg: good point. what if he wants to rob a bank some day. greg: true. what if he wants to murder someone? he s going to be [ bleep ] out of luck. greg: it is true. i mean okay i don t think you
dependent on russian energy if it does not immediately change course. moving forward, we are only going to give foreign aid to those who respect us. opec nations are as usual ripping off the rest of the world. and i don t like it. nobody should like it. [laughter] greg: nobody should like it. he s like the american santa. he s telling the world who has been naughty and nice, but everybody s naughty. [laughter] greg: everybody on his list is naughty. and he s just getting started. i don t like what s happening in cuba, and i certainly don t like what s happening in venezue venezuela. iran is going to come back to me and they are going to make a good deal, i think, maybe not, you never know. yemen is a mess. syria is a mess. not happy with opec. i like china, and i like
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