[applause] greg: sometimes they will put things in my pockets. [laughter] greg: all right. madison, what do you make of this? all about extra room, but i don t want the regulation. greg: yeah. capitalism works. if the planes have seats that are too small, people won t fly those airlines anymore. it will work itself out. let me say one thing, the airlines are terrible. it doesn t going to make them better even if i m sitting in a seat that s bigger, i m getting water dripped on my head half the time. greg: the water thing i notified them that there was water dripping, and they go oh yeah. [laughter] i sat down greg: condensation. by the way, here s my theory on why people are so hostile when they fly. did anybody ever see the movie snow piercer? no. no. greg: so we re developing a class system where depending on how much you pay it s how much comfort you get. that s what s happening to the
greg: charlie, it scares me that regulations do more harm than good, like, there s a limit for stewardesses for ten hour shifts. that means if you are on the tar mac and about to take off, let s say it is delayed 45 minutes, it is past their shift, they could turn around and dump you. totally. i despise all airlines. i would make a 12 hour drive easy to avoid having to get into an airplane. but the only people that could actually make greg: 12 hours with you, oh, god, anyways, sorry. the only thing that could make things worse than an airline would be the federal government. greg: yeah. but everybody complains about tsa. am i the only one who likes to go through tsa? yes, you are. yes, you are. greg: i don t mind it. some airports they are fantastic. and other ones they are just angry, but most of the guys are pretty good and they are fans of this show. remember that when you start
i told him to forget about it. [laughter] greg: it s like he s talking to his plumber. [laughter] greg: not an actual world leader, well, canada, anyway. so who s great now? you know who s great now? we re great now. greg: that s right, which is why he s now into changing the world. like a real estate developer. he s done with one project, the united states, and he s moving on to another. this is really really important, none of this stuff he s talking about involves military force and shouldn t that be something that lefties embrace and love about this guy? instead of flexing military muscle, he toys with the failing new york times . stand up, go ahead. the failing new york times stand up go ahead. i think abc, cbs, nbc, the times they are all going to endorse me because if they don t, they re going out of
for him? listen, this is a serious thing. greg: do you want government intervention? be quiet because this is serious. if this was an issue about having a little thing to help you sit with your feet on the toilet, i would not talk about you. i would be quiet and respectful to your plight if your feet don t touch the ground when you use the bathroom. i get it. [laughter] but this is thank you. [applause] how dare you? i have actual footage of me suffering in an airplane. i know it would take two of your feet to be one in one of my shoes. look at that. by the way, the person who took that picture was none other than greg gutfeld. no privacy. someone s like fox doesn t fly you first class? that is first class. [laughter] look at that, i have to lean to the side to sleep. it is brutal. so normally like my libertarian friend kat over here, i don t like government or nothing, but
called trailer trash and a liar. greg: right. [applause] i have a question, greg. you never get asked questions but i have question for you besides you are always negative to me on the monologue, but forget that. is it possible because it goes back to the leak for me real quick. greg: yeah. is it possible that feinstein sat on this because she didn t think it had enough credibility? greg: feinstein is denying it that she leaked it. she then looked to her staff and her staff is saying they didn t do it. she s then saying the victim leaked so throwing the victim under the bus. it s all a mess. we have to move on. uncle sam wants to help you get a bigger airline seat. a bigger airline seat. isn t that exciting?