The Vatican Library is digitizing its archives. So the next dan brown novel will just be Robert Langdon alone with an ipad. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hey welcome to the show, everybody thank you for coming audience chanting stephen cheers and applause thank you welcome to the show folks, there are a lot of things i warned you about over the years. There are so many things to be afraid of. Nation, ive warned you the gays are hellbent on rubbing our noses in their lifestyle. The noserubbing, of course, very big in the gay eskimo community. Well, look out, because the gays just infiltrated another beloved institution. The Us Postal Service unveiled its artwork for a commemorative stamp honoring harvey milk, the first openly gay elected officials on a stamp. Stephen a gay man on a stamp . Anger and they used such an unflattering picture. Jimmy, can you fix that . Thats much better. Thats a good looking guy cheers and applause folks, appearing
laughter the Vatican Library is digitizing its archives. So the next dan brown novel will just be Robert Langdon alone with an ipad. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hey welcome to the show, everybody thank you for coming audience chanting stephen cheers and applause thank you welcome to the show folks, there are a lot of things i warned you about over the years. There are so many things to be afraid of. Nation, ive warned you the gays are hellbent on rubbing our noses in their lifestyle. The noserubbing, of course, very big in the gay eskimo community. Well, look out, because the gays just infiltrated another beloved institution. The Us Postal Service unveiled its artwork for a commemorative stamp honoring harvey milk, the first openly gay elected officials on a stamp. Stephen a gay man on a stamp . Anger and they used such an unflattering picture. Jimmy, can you fix that . Thats much better. Thats a good looking guy cheers and applause folks,
Away. S with breaking news from Chelsea Clintons uterus. Mark and i very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year. Theyve got a child arriving, how did they pull that off . Really, thats how it happened . I mean, if thats how it happens, i should have six kids oh really, not every time . Oh, okay. I should have six kids [ laughter ] heres the odd thing about the announcement darryl issa has already subpoenaed it to testify about benghazi. Tell us what you know, baby. [ laughter ] but congratulations to the clinton family. News media . Thats the 2016 president ial are speculatron baby. Does that factor in . Could it put a bump in hillarys 2016 plan . And is itselfist to ask . No silly billy, its not sexist. Even though it is a question that has never ever been posed to a male candidate ever. For god sakes, mitt rom any has like a litter of grandchildren. Mitt rom any has for god sakes, if im not mistake, mitt romney has like a grandchild petting zoo [ laughter ] the
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Objects photographed sunday by a french satellite, but the planes have been called home, and so far, there hasnt been a sighting. Meanwhile, investigators Digging Deeper into the background of flight 370s captain to find out if he could have been involved in taking this jetliner down. Still asking questions, still very careful, investigators tell us, of not ruling anything out. We want to begin with the search, the latest in the search off the coast of australia. Andrew stevens live from perth this morning. So, this thai satellite data, yet another valuable lead here. Some 300 objects. But weather, weather, sir, is not cooperating. Reporter thats right. I think we need to say at this stage potential valuable lead, because we have been down this path before. But having said that, it is all comes together as far as satellite images, debris being spotted by planes, getting more and more common to get more information about whats on the Ocean Surface down there in this credibly inhospitabl