knew where we really were. we were almost home. i took a walk through this beautiful world felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world i felt the rain getting colder sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la anthony: oh, enchanted land of my childhood. a cultural petri-dish, from which regularly issues forth greatness. new jersey, in case you didn t know it, has got beaches, beautiful beaches, and they re not all crawling with roid-raging trolls with reality shows. i grew up summering on those beaches, and they are awesome. jersey s got farmland. beautiful bedroom communities where that woman from real housewives who looks like doctor zaius does not live, nor anyone like her. even the refineries. the endless clover leaves of turnpikes and expressways twisting in unknowable patterns over the wetlands are, to me, somehow, beautiful. to know jersey is to lov
to be a teenager again, but those tastes and smells of childhood, they work still. now, you re telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably chris: i mean, it may have before that. i don t know. i can t remember if i had braces at that point. anthony: i don t like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the background molasses, i totally remember that. gettin a bunch of those, i don t know why certain flavors really resonate. the peanut i know exactly what that tastes like. i remember the vanilla really powerfully. look, i m not even a vanilla guy. i m more of a chocolate guy. chris: i think i remember a pink one so i mean they must ve had strawberry.
were talking today in 2021. that s right. i think i would go pistachio or butterscotch. to get them a vanilla guy. vanilla, straight up. we know nothing is worth a bad haircut. you always have good haircuts. but for one tik tok or it left you multum online. it cost me $300 to look like a leap karen. i look like i m in the pta and drive a minivan. it s good in that way that w smile and laugh vacantly. i know i m going to come up as grouts, but i don t like it. here s what i say. its fate, it s not real. she didn t really get that haircut run out to her car and think the first thing i should do is cry into my phone and
now, you re telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably chris: i mean, it may have before that. i don t know. i can t remember if i had braces at that point. anthony: i don t like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the background molasses, i totally remember that. gettin a bunch of those, i don t know why certain flavors really resonate. the peanut i know exactly what that tastes like. i remember the vanilla really powerfully. look, i m not even a vanilla guy. i m more of a chocolate guy. chris: i think i remember a pink one so i mean they must ve had strawberry. anthony: wintergreen i remember. chris: licorice sounds good. anthony: ooh, peppermints, i d keep these in the car. chris: it looks like cookies
childhood, they work still. now, you re telling me you were not a big saltwater taffy fan? chris: i just remember it was hard to chew. anthony: you had braces, remember? so this was probably chris: i mean, it may have before that. i don t know. i can t remember if i had braces at that point. anthony: i don t like candy generally but these have a mystical hold on me. i mean even the color of the wrapper has this weird, you know, like, there should be weird music playing in the background molasses, i totally remember that. gettin a bunch of those, i don t know why certain flavors really resonate. the peanut i know exactly what that tastes like. i remember the vanilla really powerfully. look, i m not even a vanilla guy. i m more of a chocolate guy. chris: i think i remember a pink one so i mean they must ve had strawberry. anthony: wintergreen i remember. chris: licorice sounds good. anthony: ooh, peppermints, i d keep these in the car.