Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
knew where we really were. we were almost home. i took a walk through this beautiful world felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world i felt the rain getting colder sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la anthony: oh, enchanted land of my childhood. a cultural petri-dish, from which regularly issues forth greatness. new jersey, in case you didn t know it, has got beaches, beautiful beaches, and they re not all crawling with roid-raging trolls with reality shows. i grew up summering on those beaches, and they are awesome. jersey s got farmland. beautiful bedroom communities where that woman from real housewives who looks like doctor zaius does not live, nor anyone like her. even the refineries. the endless clover leaves of turnpikes and expressways twisting in unknowable patterns over the wetlands are, to me, somehow, beautiful. to know jersey is to lov
anthony: how does the joke begin? three men in a bar? but it s not a bar. imagine the bronx a corner bodega, or maybe a luncheonette, a diner, three men, strictly by coincidence, find themselves in the same place at the same time. sitting at the counter is afrika bambaataa. across the room is melle mel. door opens, and who walks in? dj kool herc. three men who created the musical style that s become the soundtrack to, well, the whole wide world. do they all nod at each other? lament how all of them got screwed over, cut out of the big money? or just laugh at the absurdity of it all? hip-hop it came from nowhere else. it could have come from nowhere else but the bronx. i took a walk through this beautiful world felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world i felt the rain getting colder sha, la, la, la, la, la, sha, la, la, la, la, la, sha, la, la, la, la, la, sha, la, la, la, la anthony: this is the br
president biden has awakened from his fever dream of last night, his nightmarish speech, which looked like it either wandered onto the set of triumph of the will or into amsterdam s red light district is all over now. today, he has no memory of it. watching all of this recalled that moment at the end of the musical seventeen seventy six when john adams prowls independence hall in frustration. is anybody down? does anybody care? does anybody see what i see? biden would probably call adams an extremist, but is anybody there? does the president even know what he s saying? you decide. i m not going to comment. you watch this. but there s no question that the republican party today is dominated, driven into mandated by donald trump in the magor, republicans. and that is a threat to this country. senator donald trump in the major republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. and magarey. republicans are there to destroy an america
it s really me, ingraham. and i know it s hard to believe but tonight i m the second most handsome man on the show. we ve got my buddy will cain here. i ll give it up. i ll give it up. i don t usually comment on men s looks but you know you have two-thirds of fox and friends weekend tonight, rachel campos duffy said she d rather give birth again than spend another minute with the two of us. right. kat timpf and kayleigh mcenany are here tonight. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] pete: so i guess that now makes me the fourth best-looking person on the show. oh, and also michael loftus. [laughter] [cheers and applause] pete: so let s get to at this time. as school starts again, so does the battle. that s because our education system sucks. be on the lookout, the left is not stopping. they ll not be happy until school s just a bunch of illiterate eunuchs sliding down a stripper poll yelling america s racist. those are castrated unics i had to look it up. the langua