Thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out take a seat lets do it lets make a show im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an n. B. A. Superstar who plays for the miami heat, jimmy butler is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, nicki minaj is looking horrible. Wieferdle continue to ravage australia. The queen says harry and meghan aint going nowhere. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the royal story thats got the whole world talking. Yesterday prince harry and Meghan Markel sent shock waves through the u. K. When they sent Buckingham Palace a breakup text. Now the queen is saying slow your roll, bitches. To the bombshell announcement the whole world is talking about, prince harry and Meghan Markel revealing they tend to step back as socalled senior members to have the royal family. A rift in the royal family not seen for a generation. Prince harry, the most popular royal after the queen, and
Superstar who plays for the miami heat, jimmy butler is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, nicki minaj is looking horrible. Wieferdle continue to ravage australia. The queen says harry and meghan aint going nowhere. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the royal story thats got the whole world talking. Yesterday prince harry and Meghan Markel sent shock waves through the u. K. When they sent Buckingham Palace a breakup text. Now the queen is saying slow your roll, bitches. To the bombshell announcement the whole world is talking about, prince harry and Meghan Markel revealing they tend to step back as socalled senior members to have the royal family. A rift in the royal family not seen for a generation. Prince harry, the most popular royal after the queen, and his american wife meghan, issuing what amounts to a declaration of independence. Their bombshell announcement taking other royals by surprise. There was no advanced warning for th
Friend, but she doesnt know it. Lupita nyongo is here, everybody. cheers and applause we are going to be talking about New York Times bestsellinh Childrens Book and the new star wars movie shes in. Also on tonights show, we find the worst place to have your wedding. Ronny chieng sees dead people. And the u. S. Government admits its been lying to you. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with time magazines person of the year. Its an annual message to the worlds other 7. 7 billion people that you suck. laughter and this years honoree is an obvious choice. This was Just Announced moments ago. The time person of the year is 16yearold Climate Change activist greta thunberg. You remember when the swedish teen took on u. N. World leaders at the Climate Change summit. 16 years old. Congratulations to her. She had a passionate plea garnering a lot of attention. And for way too long, the politicians and the people in power have gotten away with not doing anything at all to fig
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One of the most complex phase permissions to date, the hello the welcome to Arch International reaching. You lie from a new center with moscow. I a Michael Porter with the updates. Now the west is waging an open war against moscow by the hands of ukraine and thats according to the Russian Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman my as a kind of advice who was responding to the recent comments by britain stop diploma of the game it on the u. Debit camera in an interview with reuters suddenly declared that ukraine has the right to strike, as he put it on the russian side or 2 with british weapons. For the 1st time, a west simple edition, so openly admitted something that has long been an open secret for all countries of the global majority. The west is wage and an open war against russia at the hands of ukrainians, governance words, i get more evidence of that high bid war to which our country is responding and will continue to do so. As well as david cameron, an ex british Prime Minister. Now do yo