sorry. greg: sorry. you get elected to become immune to the laws you enact. it s falling apart pfrjts i m running right now. there i am, i m running, that s all the running i got in me. i missed that question. greg: just say what you want to say. get to the c block. my second big word, i had a third one now and i forgot it. this goes right back to the previous argument, rules for thee not for me. greg: yeah. we ll take away your guns, take away your freedom, make you wear a of course ma, take your unin and give it to someone else but don t try to apply the rules to me greg: right. at the end of the day you get what you asked for. if the new rule is 950 bucks, is a gallon of milk less than 950 bucks in california anymore? that s going to be the end result because everything s going to be priced above this arbitrary threshold that these idiots in california have created. shoplifting inflation, it s
is such a threat. we re facing the most significant threat of our democracy since the civil war. greg: wow, it s like they re all working from the same script. talk about sending a message. and, man, they are on message. the media, the democrats, and even the judges. but why send a message about this and not other things killing people. not talking about climate change or misendering your friend danny. hundreds of people arrested in riots last year all had their charges dismissed and these include people who threw projectiles at cops burned private property assaulted civilians and looting and destruction of businesses. in minneapolis alone you have over a half million dollars in damages, 1500 properties damaged, 150 buildings set on fire, countless police injured. maybe it s hard to prosecute mobs en masse, but imagine in the government had devoted the time and resources to punish these thugs with the same intensity they devoted to hunting down trespassing
it s like feeing the marine corps. yeah, that s not real. no one sleeps with the bodyguard unless they re really mentally destroyed greg: patty hearst. married her bodyguard. they all do. not the jobs i got. greg: snoop didn t fall in love with you. snow, snoop didn t fall in love with me or the point of the show is not to call me out. i m the expert. sniff you need a bodyguard? as far as i m concerned you re the only one. no one ever fell until love in the bodyguard job except kevin costner and he s kevin [bleep] costner, who wouldn t fall in love with him greg: it s true he its gorges. and you are all racist for calling me out on obviously my issue of never being loved as a bodyguard. shame on you all. greg: joey you said you re going to run for president. this is a great example of why it s great to be a politician. you said run.
you can laugh. that was not a joke. that was not a joke. no one here thought it was funny that he crossed his leg and then uncrossed it in a sigh of relief? no one saw that? i thought it was funny. sorry. just putting it out there greg: i m going to throw out a conspiracy theory that i came up with, so it s probably true. how is it possible that all the protests and riots suddenly just went away and nothing was solved? you know what i mean? it was almost like it was a faucet that was turned on and then turned on of. i mean, coronavirus. there s a lot of things that get exacerbated and go away, and then maybe come back when it s politically advantageous. here s one, the war in afghanistan, we didn t fight a 20 year war we fought two ten year wars because we had midterms and presidential elections greg: good point. you said earlier, why does this double standard exist. it s obvious why it exists. it s political intimidation. this is actually what it is.
. because he wasn t in a frat. i hope he s tipping 20%. that s my hope. seltzer water greg: i don t mind the guy partying because it means he does less work. we pay his salary. that s the thing. these guys get away with doing this, that s our money greg: good point. we have to move on, emily. ughh greg: according to the polls, wokeness is on a roll that i should get used to people staring. so i did. it s okay, you can stare. when you re a two-time gold medalist, it comes with the territory. cranky-pated: a bad mood related to a sluggish gut. miralax is different.