it s like feeing the marine corps. yeah, that s not real. no one sleeps with the bodyguard unless they re really mentally destroyed greg: patty hearst. married her bodyguard. they all do. not the jobs i got. greg: snoop didn t fall in love with you. snow, snoop didn t fall in love with me or the point of the show is not to call me out. i m the expert. sniff you need a bodyguard? as far as i m concerned you re the only one. no one ever fell until love in the bodyguard job except kevin costner and he s kevin [bleep] costner, who wouldn t fall in love with him greg: it s true he its gorges. and you are all racist for calling me out on obviously my issue of never being loved as a bodyguard. shame on you all. greg: joey you said you re going to run for president. this is a great example of why it s great to be a politician. you said run.