98% of young people think i m hot. [laughter] i know. i know the other 2% are either born without the gift of sight or wouldn t know hot if they sater bare ass on a george foremane grill and under 20 crowd 36% are single but just few year ago in 2019 only 51%. that s a legitimate jump 9% if you will in just a short time. the reason, of course, of many to d o with pornography video hd games and other apps that made human resources cease my ipad. and certainly, the me toort movement played aia role.y it has easier to avoid intimate connections altogether than risk being accused of goode knows what so you re left with a dating pool so shallow even dani perino couldn t drown in it but young people having problems everyone else is fine.yone but you know it is not just because we re already married. it s because we re already older. we made it through the dating game before wokism hit. and wokism is like a personality std. you know what that stands for.th it s killed more sex dri
discuss his white house visit. we shouldn t be afraid to ask for help ourselves surprising origins of his beloved character company comes to me and says hey , we have this commercial. we want to do his career in comedy gift to get to work somewhere like staying alive and his kansas city routes. everything goes through there. grab your biscuits. i m glad you like him. you re a f c. richmond, jersey. and get ready to believe cnn primetime that ted lasso phenomenon jason sudeikis, one on one starts now. i m jake tapper in washington where tonight we re going one on one with comedian and actor jason sudeikis and as cnn primetime special ted lasso phenomenon. the show is now in its third season, boasting 11 emmy, setting new viewership records and bringing a level of success that got sudeikis and his castmates invited to the white house. i sat down with sudeikis for a wide ranging conversation at audi field, the home of d. c united while he was here in washington, where, of course
[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. let s cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer. [laughs] laura: we had to show the picture of the watermelon. amazon s jeff bezos and ncb giving his fortune to charity, earning praise for hunter biden who gave most of his fortune to charity a month and the other girl dancing wednesday night shift. [dracula sanctuary city of philadelphia.- [cheers and applause] sparking outrage from migrants who packed for martha s vineyard. this isn t what i signed up for, said one refugee named beto o rourke. the department of energy is projecting he
i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
the justice and then himself but four. monique wonderly like president biden has not personally mentioned the threat on kavanaugh s leopard setting up on the end of roe versus wade last night on late-night television. president biden: there s a whole range of things at stake here when we talk about eliminating roe v. wade. it is clear that can infect the decision comes down to the way it does nd state impose limitations they are talking about, it is going to caused a mini revolution. they will vote these folks out of office. a federal judge lost her son to a gunman who showed up at their home. we need to do something to protect all federal judges across this nation. and the daniel bill is a concrete step in the right direction. this is we just saw roemer assassinated in wisconsin. when is it going to stop? this country is in trouble. democracy is in trouble and we need to have are leaders say, we are going to lead. our justice system is in trouble. and judges stand on