I appreciate that. I hope you had a i hope you had a happy day yesterday. Did you remember to like all the pictures of your friends moms on facebook . [ laughter ] i have to say im very proud of myself. I made sure my wife had a great mothers day. I got up early. I got up at 7 00. I quietly i slipped out of bed. I left the house, didnt come back until nighttime. [ laughter ] that way she could have the whole day with the kids, just her and a 2yearold and an infant. And you know whats weird, she didnt even thank me. [ laughter ] President Trump had a message for the moms of the world yesterday. He wrote, wishing flotus, melania and all the great mothers out there a happy day with family and friends. Then he went to play golf by himself. [ laughter ] im pretty sure going to play golf alone on mothers day while your wife takes care of the kid is grounds tore divorce, isnt it . [ laughter ] not only was it mothers day, also this weekend we had the mother of all cyberattacks. The bigger cyb
I appreciate that. I hope you had a i hope you had a happy day yesterday. Did you remember to like all the pictures of your friends moms on facebook . [ laughter ] i have to say im very proud of myself. I made sure my wife had a great mothers day. I got up early. I got up at 7 00. I quietly i slipped out of bed. I left the house, didnt come back until nighttime. [ laughter ] that way she could have the whole day with the kids, just her and a 2yearold and an infant. And you know whats weird, she didnt even thank me. [ laughter ] President Trump had a message for the moms of the world yesterday. He wrote, wishing flotus, melania and all the great mothers out there a happy day with family and friends. Then he went to play golf by himself. [ laughter ] im pretty sure going to play golf alone on mothers day while your wife takes care of the kid is grounds tore divorce, isnt it . [ laughter ] not only was it mothers day, also this weekend we had the mother the bigger cyberattack in history,
Jimmy thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. What a night. It is a special night. I dont know if you can feel it, but love is in the air. Love is on the air tonight with the return of the bachelorette to abc. The bachelorette herself raichsale here with us to explain [ cheers and applause ] but first we have it was a big day for Foreign Relations and relating with foreigners as donald trump traveled abroad for his first field trip overseas as president. Ill tell you something he never disappoints and this is no exception. He did maybe the weirdest thing ive ever seen a president do. No, not maybe. He did the weirdest thing [ laughter ] ive ever seen a president do. But well get do that. But the president and first lady visited israel today. Trump arrived in tel aviv this morning with his wife malaria. [ laughter ] melania. Sorry. Watch this. This is interesting. He went to held her hand and she kind of gave him a little kind of get that away from
Jimmy thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. What a night. It is a special night. I dont know if you can feel it, but love is in the air. Love is on the air tonight with the return of the bachelorette to abc. The bachelorette herself raichsale here with us to explain [ cheers and applause ] but first we have it was a big day for Foreign Relations and relating with foreigners as donald trump traveled abroad for his first field trip overseas as president. Ill tell you something he never disappoints and this is no exception. He did maybe the weirdest thing ive ever seen a president do. No, not maybe. He did the weirdest thing [ laughter ] ive ever seen a president do. But well get do that. But the president and first lady visited israel today. Trump arrived in tel aviv this morning with his wife malaria. [ laughter ] melania. Sorry. Watch this. This is interesting. He went to held her hand and she kind of gave him a little kind of get that away from
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Very nice. Thanks. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad youre here. Let me tell you, you could not have picked a better night to join us. We have some major star power under this roof tonight. Johnny depp is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] linkin park is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] sitting in with the cletones, rock n roll hall of famer, the great ann wilson from heart is here. [ cheers and applause ] if that isnt enough, the reason all the ladies have been lined up since last night, camping out in tents, science Bob Pflugfelder is with us. [ cheers and applause ] science bob always has something fun up his sleeve. Most of the fun involves explosions. So tonight for the show, he built a huge two huge cannons, i think, from which to shoot a lot of pingpong balls. For safety reasons we had to test it. Heres how that test went in rehearsal this afternoon. And thr