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I appreciate that. I hope you had a i hope you had a happy day yesterday. Did you remember to like all the pictures of your friends moms on facebook . [ laughter ] i have to say im very proud of myself. I made sure my wife had a great mothers day. I got up early. I got up at 7 00. I quietly i slipped out of bed. I left the house, didnt come back until nighttime. [ laughter ] that way she could have the whole day with the kids, just her and a 2yearold and an infant. And you know whats weird, she didnt even thank me. [ laughter ] President Trump had a message for the moms of the world yesterday. He wrote, wishing flotus, melania and all the great mothers out there a happy day with family and friends. Then he went to play golf by himself. [ laughter ] im pretty sure going to play golf alone on mothers day while your wife takes care of the kid is grounds tore divorce, isnt it . [ laughter ] not only was it mothers day, also this weekend we had the mother of all cyberattacks. The bigger cyberattack in history, more than 300,000 people and institutions in about 150 countries had their data held hostage by ransomware called wannacry, which sounds like a new single from harry styles. But its a virus that locks you out. It locks you out of your own computer. You have to pay the hackers to unlock your files. Now, theyre still not sure whos behind the hack, but ive noticed something that might be a clue. Anytime they talk about hackers on television or in the news anywhere, the hacker is always depicted in a hoodie. Look at this. Hoodie. Hunched over a laptop, hoodie on. Hoodie. Mr. Robot wears a hoodie. They all wear hoodies. And thats the million bitcoin question. Why are hackers wearing hoodies . Is there a dress code amongst them in [ laughter ] are they cold . Maybe a hoodie is 24r source of power. Take the hoodie away, just like that they turn into members of the geek squad, right . [ laughter ] bottom line, if you want to catch these guys, its easy. Hang out in the hoodie section at tj max. Theyll be there. [ laughter ] its a scary thing. A number of hospitals have turned patients away because their computers werent working. The white house says that for now its under control. And say what you will about donald trump, he is a bit of an expert on this sort of thing, especially when it comes to cyber. Were going to protect our vital infrastructure from the new thing. Its called cyberattack. Were also going to build up our cyber defenses. Cybers a big thing. We must vastly improve our cyber. You know, cyber is becoming so big today. Its becoming something that a number of years ago, a short number of years ago wasnt even a word. And now the cyber is so big. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe its hardly doable. I have a young boy, barron. Hes very smart. But hes using the computer so much. We put it on lock. Right . No way he can find out. I dont know what happened. So we go back about an hour later and hes playing with the computer. We had it on lock. And we said, wait a minute, we had it on lock. You needed a sequential number. And we said, barron, how did you do that . Im not telling you, dad. This kids a genius. And the sequential number was 1234. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but its interesting. It was very telling. I think we figured out who the wannacry hacker is. Look at that, right in the background, its barron trump. The kids a genius. [ laughter ] sadly the president did not get to go to florida this weekend. He had to stay back to give the commencement speech at Liberty University on saturday, where he inspired graduates by marveling at the size of the crowds hes able to draw. This is a beautiful stadium. And it is packed. Im so happy about that. I said how are you going to fill up a place like that . It is packed, jerry. Jimmy jerrys his imaginary friend. [ laughter ] donald trump is the only person who can show up at an event where families come to see their children graduate and assume the crowd is there to see him. [ laughter ] but boy, oh boy was the student body fired up to see donald trump. But you arent going to let other people tell you what you believe, especially when you know that youre right. [ laughter ] jimmy wrap it up, orange julius, ive got a Graduation Party to get bombed out. Usually when he speaks to a big crowd of University Students its to tell him there are no refunds. So this was actually a fun day. Donald trump threw out some bigly pearls of wisdom. We slowed them down to half speed for tonights graduating class edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed down ] old dominion. Brigham young. Army. I might be at that game. Who am i supposed to root for . Tell me. [ laughter ] i dont know. Thats a tough one, jerry. I dont know, jerry. Im going to have to think about that one, jerry. Oh, wow. He loves that jerry. [ laughter ] the president im sure you know fired fbi director james comey last week and then tweeted this. He wrote, james comey better hope there are no tapes of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press. I dont know. If i was donald trump i wouldnt mention tapes and leaking in the same sentence. Just in case. But lawmakers in washington are now demanding if there are tapes trump turn them over, not just democrats but republicans like senator Lindsey Graham are urging the white house to clear the air too. Heres the thing. Donald trump will never release tapes because the only tapes he has were recorded on the access hollywood bus. There is no tape. Although if he does have tapes, if he did secretly record the director of the fbi, thats incredible. Its so nutty. I mean, hes the president. You dont even know who to root for. Its like when hulk hogan dyed his hair black and teamed up with kevin nash to become hollywood hogan. [ laughter ] no . Doesnt ring a bell . Anyway. President trump sat for app interview with judge Jeanine Pirro on saturday night where he had an interesting take on the White House Press briefings he hates so much. Press conferences werent even covered for obama practically. They were on cspan and cspan 2. There was nothing going on. But will you put an end to them . These press conferences are like the biggest thing on daytime television. They are. Okay . You see the ratings. Theyre blowing away everything on just about, i think, everything. On daytime television. What id love to do is stop them. [ laughter ] jimmy he wants to stop isis and press conferences. [ laughter ] so White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was back to work today amid rumors he could soon be out of a job. Could you imagine him and his wife sitting down to watch saturday night live every week . [ laughter ] so rumors were that they were auditioning his replacements last week, and i dont know how they feel. But one of the guys they tried maybe seemed a little bit too honest for this job. Good afternoon. Ill be filling in for sean today and im pretty new at this, so ill just do my best to answer your questions honestly as honesty is the best policy. Yes . First question. Is the president of the United States currently recording conversations taking place in the oval office . Honestly, i have no idea. But policy, i wouldnt put it past him. Hes a total paranoid. The only people he trusts are jared and ivanka. Next question. Does he think its appropriate to threaten someone like mr. Comey not to speak . As you know, the president gets so angry he cant control himself and he tweets stupid [ bleep ]. He probably doesnt mean it, though. A lot of the times he doesnt even remember this stuff. In a way its like hes drunk. Yes, dave. Another of the president s tweets this morning he said, russia must be laughing up their sleeves watching as the u. S. Tears itself apart over a democrat excuse for losing the election. What did the president mean by that . How specifically is the u. S. Tearing itself apart over all of this . It isnt. Thats probably just something he saw on fox friends. Last question. In the dinner that the president had with james comey earlier in january did the president implore him to pledge his loyalty to the president . Is that true . Absolutely not. That did not happen . Im just kidding. Of course he did. He made us all swear loyalty in blood. Hes a [ bleep ] lunatic. You keep asking me these questions like theres a real answer. I mean, what do you want me to say . He says stuff. Nobody knows what it means. We do our best. Its like trying to transcribe a lil wayne song. Most of it isnt real words. Now, if youll excuse me, i have to go delete some tweets. Nobody refresh twitter [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i found that refreshing. Were going to take a break. 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Thats how im giving my wife flowers next year. I have some very upsetting news to report tonight. The im not sure how to tell you this, but the bachelor ben higgins and his fiance Lauren Bushnell are over. I know. We have to stay strong. Guillermo, are you okay . Finito . Finished . Jimmy yeah. Whatever that means. [ laughter ] ben and lauren decided to end their relationship the same way it began, with a press release. I dont know how it went wrong. They met while ben was dating 29 other women and decided to get married an hour after he sent the last one home. They did everything right. What could have happened . [ laughter ] i dont know if you know but after the bachelor they had a show together on the Freeform Network called ben lauren happily ever after . The question mark was the first clue that this wasnt going to work. [ laughter ] next year well use an exclamation point. Well, there you go. Another bachelor breakup. At this point you have a better chance of making a Love Connection on american Ninja Warrior than that show. [ laughter ] heres something that ben and lauren maybe should look into. This is a real trend that is apparently becoming a thing. Youve heard of course of monogamy. This is called sologamy. How would you describe selfmarriage . I would describe it as women saying yes to themselves. And what does that mean . It means that we are enough even if were not partnered with someone else. Anderson says she grew tired of people asking why she was still single. So in front of her friends and family she married herself. Jimmy it was an awkward first dance. [ laughter ] why . Who would come to this . This is sadder than a funeral, really. [ laughter ] the only thing weirder than marrying yourself is suing yourself for divorce later on. [ laughter ] im going do Say Something and i dont mean to sound like an old crank but i remember a simpler time when we didnt have terms like sologamy. 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Citizens is a right or a privilege, and why . I believe its a privilege because not everyone our constitution wasnt based on the rights of health care. It was just a something thats given to people who are able to afford it, i guess. What do you consider feminism to be and do you consider yourself a feminist . I dont know what feminism is exactly, and im not a feminist. Do you think Affordable Health care for all u. S. Citizens is a right or a privilege and why . I think its a right and i think it should be universal because if you can afford to have celebrities walk on red carpets and encrust them with jewels you can have poor people get good help of medical care. That was horribly said. Sorry. How would you like the Global Community to view the United States . Like all together, everyone like equal. Yeah. Which specific issue regarding womens rights is most important to you . Well, i had a few bad dates. So you women and men, we need to come together. Okay . 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Thats better. I can hear you now. Jimmy captain underpants opens in theaters june 2nd. Please welcome ed helms [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. Great to see you too. Thank you. Jimmy you look well. Yeah, ive lost a little weight since the captain underpants shooting. Jimmy are you that method an actor . Yeah. A lot of people think thats animated. Thats actually me. [ laughter ] jimmy youll put on some weight and wear diapers at a recording session. Yeah. Jimmy how are you . Aim great. How are you . Hows billy . Jimmy my son is doing very well, thank you very much. I assume you mean my son billy. Yes. Jimmy not billy idol. Not billy idol. No, i was very moved by what you said about the story you that told about billy and of course some of the larger issues. [ applause ] and it struck a chord with me in particular because i had heart surgery. Jimmy how old were you . I was 13 years old. Jimmy oh, wow. So unlike billy, who had a lot of infant surgery i was a teenager. Jimmy what was the issue . What issue did you have . I had a supervalvular aortic and pulmonic stenosis. Jimmy supervalvular . It sounds awesome in a way. Thats why im captain underpants. [ laughter ] so if it wasnt for that. Jimmy next time you come im going to introduce you as the supervalvular ed helms. Yes. Thank you. Jimmy so how long did your recovery take . Did you have to miss school . Well, yes. It was over spring break in seventh grade i think. And i missed but after that i missed a couple weeks of school. Jimmy did it make you more popular at school . Were people like oh, hey, supervalvular yeah, of course. [ laughter ] jimm when youre 13 youre milking everything you can for attention. Jimmy you were literally milking everything you can. How was your spring break . Id be like how was your ski trip . Oh, great. How was yours . Well, you know, i had heart surgery. They sawed my chest open. Jimmy yeah. Fixed my heart. Jimmy did that impress the ladies at school . I thought it would. But it didnt actually. So this is interesting you ask because i had while i was in the hospital i got balloons from a girl that i had a big crush on. And then i got back to school and i saw her and i was like, hey, so thanks for those balloons, it really pulled me through. I was hanging on by a thread there for a while and your balloons really kind of got me out the other end. And she was like, what are you talking about . Oh, i think my mom must have sent those. [ laughter ] oh my heart was fixed only to get shattered. [ laughter ] jimmy hopefully shes picked up some tact over the years. Yeah, right . Jimmy how long were you in the hospital when that happened . So the surgery was like nine hours. And then i was in icu for about a week, and then a couple of days after that. Jimmy do you still have checkups on your heart to make sure everythings okay . I do. Jimmy you do. Wow. I still see a cardiologist. Jimmy same one . No. That was a pediatric cardiologist there. But hes actually a close family friend, our pediatric cardiologist. But now i see an adult cardiologist. Jimmy your cardiologist was a child . Thats unbelievable. [ laughter ] thats how it works. Its weird. When you have a heart problem when youre a teenager, another teenager will operate. Yeah. They have the best perspective on it. They know whats in there. They know how it works. I see a cardiologist now, and whats crazy is the technology has advanced so much that you can drink this like radioactive potion and it allows them to take pictures of your heart. And i sat in my cardiologists office and looked at a 3d we like flew around a 3d model of my heart. Jimmy wow. It was insane. Jimmy its like california adventure but inside you. Yeah. I remember the cardiologist was saying your pediatric surgeon was an artist. This is mindblowing. Something about the shape of my heart, how it had the guy had done a great job. Jimmy so you have a beautiful heart. You literally know that. Thats amazing. [ cheers and applause ] and you grew up to become you grew up to become captain underpants. Its really an inspiring story. Thats all there is to it. Jimmy kevin hart is your costar. Is that correct to say hes your costar in the movie . Yes, he is. Jimmy you guys are known each other for how long have you known each other . So kevin and i weirdly go way back. Hes one of the first fellow comedians i knew when i first started doing standup in new york. Jimmy and you guys would watch each other work . So there was this little divy comedy club in the village called the boston comedy club, which was ironically in new york city. Jimmy yes. And we both did sets there all the time. I did i hosted the open mike nights and all this stuff. Yeah. Some brutal early years of comedy. Jimmy what was brutal . Do you remember any one incident . Yes, i do. There was a heckler who was just relentlessly talking and heckling me during my set. And finally i was like, come on, man, what are you, a brain surgeon . And he said yes, i am, as a matter of fact. [ laughter ] and he was. Like he literally was. And i called him out. I was like, yeah, right. Prove it. And so he proceeds to describe the surgery that he had performed that day. Jimmy wow. Yeah. And it was a great show but not because of me. Jimmy brain surgeon by day, heckler by night. What a lunatic. All i could think is that he like trolls comedy clubs hoping that somebody will call him a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] jimmy hes there with a rocket scientist. Yeah. Exactly. Jimmy i read something but in a magazine. I dont recall which magazine it was. Probably the new yorker, atlantic or Something Like that. Of course. National geographic. Jimmy 25 things you dont know about ed helms. And one of the things we didnt know, maybe some knew but i didnt know, is you say you can spin any flat object under two pounds on your finger. Yeah. Thats true. Jimmy would you be prepared to demonstrate that for us here tonight . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it would be my pleasure. Jimmy Something Like the cushion on a couch, could you spin Something Like that . I think its removable. Yes, it is removable. All right. Lets see. Jimmy here we go. Ed helms. This is a tough one. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] thats all right. What about l. L. Cool js platinum body book . Yeah. Are you kidding me . Thats going to work. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what about one of these things that they measure your shoes . A braddock device. This one i have never tried. Jimmy all right. Find the center of gravity. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Challenge me. Jimmy this is heavier than two pounds, but this is a chicago style deep dish pizza. Oh, my god. Oh, that is heavy. Jimmy can ed spin it . Whoa. Jimmy we got you the crookedest pan possible. [ cheers and applause ] amazing. All right, ed. One more. That was close. That was close. 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In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. Before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. Taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Tell your doctor if you are being treated for an infection or have symptoms. Or if you have received a vaccine or plan to. Inflammatory bowel disease can happen with taltz. Including worsening of symptoms. Serious allergic reactions can occur. Nows your chance at completely clear skin. Just ask your doctor about taltz. Jimmy hi. Welcome back. Still to come, Vladimir Caamano. Our next guest is a fourtime nba allstar, an olympic gold medalist, and here in los angeles we would really like him to become a laker too. From the Indiana Pacers, please welcome pg13, paul george. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate you i know youd rather be probably still playing, still in the playoffs. Of course. Jimmy but what are you going to do . Of course. This is a great option b to come here. Jimmy how does it work when youre eliminated from the playoffs . Do you continue to watch them on television or are you like i just want to get that out of my head . No, i do. Im a big fan of the game. I love the nba. I love watching basketball. I love watching good basketball. So its kind of a motivation. Jimmy as far as who you root for, do you like do you root against lebron and the cavaliers . I root for who beats me. Jimmy see, that makes sense. Theyve done a good job. Reporte jimmy and you want them to sweep everyone else. Because its like yeah, they swept everybody. In this case i cannot root for lebron. Jimmy oh, you cannot root for lebron. Im kidding. [ laughter ] jimmy whos your best friend on the teams still playing . Who are you closest to . Still playing . I think i became really close with kevin. Kevin durant. Jimmy so when youre watching kevin, do you you send him a text saying hey, youre doing great or give him advice or anything like that . I havent gave kevin kevin, man, he knows it. He knows the game. Jimmy you have other friends that dont . Yeah. They all do. Dont do that, jimmy. Dont do that. [ laughter ] i give advice when i see frustration or jimmy you do . You notice things in the game. You say as a player you see certain things. Jimmy i got you. What does an nba superstar get for his mom on mothers day . What does she get herself for jimmy oh, is that how it works . She kind of ordered what she wanted already. Jimmy she tells you or she just orders it . So she came to me. I think this was re very strategic. She came to me about a week ago asking for some diamond earrings. And shes like, man, aint i worth it . When she said that, what do you do . Youve got to get them. So i got her jimmy you got her two or one . Because you could really send a message if you just give her the one. She said rings. Jimmy the nba draft lottery is tomorrow night. You were drafted in 2010. What is that experience like . Who comes with you . How does it go . It was fun. Honestly, it was fun. It was my first time to new york for one. And the familys first time to new york. Jimmy wow. And my parents first time flying, period. It was awesome to get my grandmother there, my dad, my mom. We had Family Friends there, my sisters. It was a big group. Jimmy did you fly out on a private jet . No. Jimmy no, you didnt. Afterwards. After the money came. Southwest air. Jimmy and did you guys have a party after you were drafted . We did. Actually, we got pretty wasted. [ laughter ] jimmy with your grandma . No. She had a curfew. My dad and i, i remember going out, we got wasted, got trashed. They didnt tell me i had to go to indy until after a couple drinks, that i had to go meet larry bird and the whole organization the next morning. Jimmy oh, the next morning. Sew caught like a 7 00 a. M. Flight going to indiana and we were out of it and there we were. Jimmy speaking of larry bird, Magic Johnson who of course is the president of basketball operations for the lakers now, was here a couple weeks ago, and we were speaking about you. [ applause ] i dont know if you saw this but lets take a look. What constitutes tampering . If youre on the vacation and you run into paul george, are you not allowed to speak to him . No, were going to say hi because we know each other. I just cant say i want you to come to the lakers even though im going to be winking like [ laughter ] you know what that means, right . Jimmy all right. So has he winked at you yet . Thats hilarious. Jimmy does that have any impact on you . Does that have an effect on you . No, man. Jimmy it doesnt . I love magic. I love magic. Great dude. Jimmy good. Youre going to be working for him. [ laughter ] im going to always get those ties. Im an l. A. Kid. Actually, kobe is like the biggest person in my house. Jimmy sure. Have you talked to kobe about coming to the lakers . Not yet. I plan on working out with him. And pick his brain a little bit. Jimmy have you worked out with him before . No. Not yet. Jimmy are you nervous about that . Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Im training now to get ready to work out with him. Jimmy ive heard stories about kobe working out with a guy and kobe says yeah, ill pick you up tomorrow at 4 00 and then the guys standing out there at 4 00 and finally calls kobe and said hey, what happened you . Didnt pick me up. He says i meant 4 00 a. M. , not 4 00 p. M. Are you prepared for that kind of situation . If its with kobe, whatever he says youve got to do. Jimmy youve got to do. Its the mamba. Youve got to listen to the mamba. Jimmy i hope he tells you to come to the lakers. But of course people in indiana this is the worst Case Scenario for them. It is. I love indy, though. Its really a hard jimmy is there any chance you could play for both teams . [ laughter ] that would be unprecedented. You really i guess this is the greatest honor you can receive as an athlete, is to have your own brand of shoe, correct . This is the pg1. [ cheers and applause ] how much it comes in a pair, even. I wonder if ed can spin it. Jimmy can you spin it . Im terrible. Jimmy how much input do you have into what your shoe looks like . Monsly i ha ly. Honestly, i have full input. This is how this came up. I drew a shoe up and sent it to nike. They came back to me like this was the [ bleep ] shoe weve seen. [ laughter ] jimmy they were honest. They were brutally honest. Jimmy what was bad about it . I thought it was great. I spent maybe about five, six hours trying to draw this shoe. And it took them about 20 seconds to rip the whole picture up. Jimmy do you still have that picture . Theyve got it. Jimmy they have it, yeah. Theyll have it in a museum or something . I dont know where they got it but they have it supposedly. Jimmy they didnt like your shoe and then they said this is the one youll like . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy it looks just like this. We got you, paul. No, so we worked really hard. We probably went through about five or six sessions of actually being together working on this shoe. Jimmy and when you reject a drawing, a shoe, do they give it to a lesser player, like a guy whos not an allstar . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy that goes to someone else . No. Jimmy its very fascinating how it all works. Wow, were going to have a lot of fun when you get here. Ill tell you that. Its going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] paul george, everybody. His shoe the pg one from nike is available now. Well be right back with Vladimir Caamano. Jimmy our next guest is a very funny young man. You can see him regularly at the comedy and magic club in hermosa beach, and he has an onli seri please welcome, Vladimir Caamano [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you. I appreciate that. Beautiful. I just got into an argument with my dad because my father wears tshirts he has no business wearing. My fathers from Dominican Republic and he has shirts like kiss me im irish. [ laughter ] proud to be a farmers wife. [ laughter ] my father has every losing Super Bowl Team tshirt. [ laughter ] and i have no idea where he gets the shirts from. Same response every time. Hey, dad, whered you get that shirt . They gave it to me. Who . The guy came over here, two, three, four, five. [ laughter ] thats how my dad summarizes a conversation. You throw some numbers in there. They gave it know two, three, for, five. Four, five, seven, eight. [ laughter ] never says the number six, though, skips right over it. [ laughter ] i didnt have a sixth birthday. The cake said in between 5 and 7. [ laughter ] i also have a great mom. My moms obsessed with tropicana orange juice. She cant comprehend how they get all those oranges in one box. Blows her mind. And when she found out they had tropicana with no pulp, forget about it. [ laughter ] the thing is she cant pronounce pulp. This is my mom trying to order pulpfree juice at the fancy manhattan stores. [ speaking spanish ] perot no pppppp inside. Two for 5. Security, theres a woman in the juice aisle spitting on herself. Security, please. Shes being followed by a short latino man wearing a Buffalo Bills super bowl champion tshirt. Security that never happened [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have an older brother whos a salsa instructor in the bronx. Smooth, man. His name is francis but he goes by francois. [ laughter ] smooth. He jumps in the pool, no splash. My brother speaks spanish with an italian accent. Thats how smooth he is. [ speaking spanish ] [ applause ] my mother said when he was born she said there was no pushing. She said he slid right out. [ laughter ] and then he breastfed himself. He was like, i got this. And it was the nurses breast. [ laughter ] give it to me. My family lives in the bronx, which is a rough neighborhood. And i know that because we dont have name brand atm. It thats how you know you live in a poor place, when the atm is outside. Theres no name brand. It just says atm. Theres a flickering light. All see is at. This is where you get robbed at. [ laughter ] for some reason the keypad is always wet. You put the wrong pin number, it still goes through. [ laughter ] the machine is asking you for money. Yo, let me borrow 20. Let me borrow 20. [ laughter ] its my belief that every atm in america should come wp an old black woman right next to it. Just to cheer you up. You get your receipt, you see that low balance. Oh, god. She comes up right behind you, its going to be all right, baby, we gonna make it through. [ laughter ] mm, mm [ applause ] who are you . Im phyllis. Mm, mm thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very well done. Vladimir caamano. I want to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. Good night this is nightline. Tonight the breaking news. A stunning report that President Trump shared classified information about possible terror attacks with the russians. But vehement denials tonight from two Top Administration officials. Plus, a familys pledge. It looked like he got hit by a car. He was in bad shape. The family of the penn state student who died after a Fraternity Hazing ritual speaking out about those heartbreaking hospital moments. The nurse brought me forward, told me to kiss him goodbye. New details from a grand jury report that shocked his longtime girlfriend. Who the family now says must be held accountable. They treated him like a rag doll, like he was road kill. And made in the shade. Fifth harmony singer

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