the vote to come in. we expect donald trump to be the winner. we are standing by to hear donald trump speak about his victory. we heard from nikki haley a short while ago. here is a little bit of what she said. the other day, donald trump accused me of not providing security at the capitol on january 6. i have long called for mental competency tests for politicians over the age of 75. trump claims he would do better than me in one of those tests. maybe he would. maybe he wouldn t. but if he thinks that, them he should have no problem standing on a debate stage with me. tough words from nikki haley. let s go to kristin holmes. i don t suppose there s any second guessing about trump s campaign strategy to avoid all debates or interviews with anybody that might ask a tough question much the gauntlet has been thrown down by governor haley this evening. reporter: it has. i have no reason to believe that donald trump is going to take her up on that offer. i asked about this n
loud, and dangerous, but must be handled with care. like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. vladimir putin sorry mr. president, the war is in ukraine. some stories are like cherry bombs. they re not as dangerous but if you re not paying attention they can sneak up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [inaudible conversations] oh and some are roman candles they fizzle out like this rhode island democrat who keyed a guy s car because he claimed the man was threatening him. you know what the threat was? he had a biden sucks bumper sticker. he was blocking my way saying i scratched his car. i didn t scratch his car i m state senator i think he recognized me. i think he s one of the one reason to key the car, though, that s the question. some stories are sparklers they re nice, and you can watch them with your kids. like the heartwarming story of vala the chimp who spent his whole life in a cage and then saw the
loud, and dangerous, but must be handled with care. like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. vladimir putin sorry mr. president, the war is in ukraine. some stories are like cherry bombs. they re not as dangerous but if you re not paying attention they can sneak up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [inaudible conversations] oh and some are roman candles they fizzle out like this rhode island democrat who keyed a guy s car because he claimed the man was threatening him. you know what the threat was? he had a biden sucks bumper sticker. he was blocking my way saying i scratched his car. i didn t scratch his car i m state senator i think he recognized me. i think he s one of the one reason to key the car, though, that s the question. some stories are sparklers they re nice, and you can watch them with your kids. like the heartwarming story of vala the chimp who spent his whole life in a cage and then saw the
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