Jon heroin everybody. Welcome to the daily show. Who am i . My name is jon stewart. You can call me what, am i the only guy who high brow audience tonight some bad. Wait, wait, dont tell me. Did you see that . [bleeped]. My guest tonight is elizabeth moss. But first, let me take you back. Last week on the daily show. Crisis on the border. Border bedlam. Humanitarian nightmare. Chaos and despair. The situation is so dire. The crisis at hand demands action. Unless we sit down and reason together, were going to end up with the status quo. Jon so all we need to save ourselves is for congress to sit down and reason. [laughter] together. Oh, my god [screaming maniacally] can they do it . [laughter] did they do it . Because actually, spoiler alert, you could have watched the news between friday and monday and you probably already know, but if you did not because you were at the theater, heres how it went down starting on july 8th the white house today asked congress for 3. 7 billion to deal w
A long weekend of peace. Its still too early to really know what brought this about, but we do know that the break came after this israel has made a request for resupply of several types of ammunition. As one defense official said to me, they have been using up an awful lot. Jon thats, of course, the correspondent from the understatement times picayune. So maybe thats what happens. Theyre just running out of [bleeped] to blow up. Maybe what happened here is the diplomats tackled israel while they were reloading. Its the opportunity for peace that weve been looking for. That and the administration as we heard earlier has been working tirelessly toward. Now is our chance. The United States has agreed to resupply israels military with multiple types of ammunition. 120 millimeter mortars and grenades, four grenade launchers. Jon we have this. Why are we giving them more . Lets end the fighting, but first, have some more fighting stuff. No guys, we cannot be israels rehab sponsor and its dr
90s incarnation, vanilla isis. [laughter] anyway, the Iraqi Government has now had a couple tweaks respond to the rebels incursion. We should be getting news of the Iraqi Governments triumph right about now. Isis militants control the borderrary with syria, the border area with jordan and pretty much everything in between. Jon right about now. [laughter] wait did you just blow past everything in between. Did you just yadda, yadda the invasion . Yeah, isis came in from syria, started sweeping east, yadda, yadda, yadda, the u. N. Now recognizes the Islamic Republic of isis. Isis running an entire country, it seems like fun, guys, but i think youre going to learn, running a country is not as easy as it sounds. Isis militants trying take over a hydroelectric dam. Providing social services and investing in electricity. On the streets of mosul, isis militants now direct traffic. [laughter] jon all right. First of all, my guess is that dude is not the top jihadi. Im sure the leaders like, you
Already have currency with a woman on it. The 2 bill. Its not used much, i know, but it probably honor proudly honors our founding mother, mrs. Doubtfire. Nation, ive just been informed that starting tomorrow israel and hamas will begin a 72 hour humanitarian ceasefire. Though they have agreed in hour 73 to resume their inhumanity this conflict in israel has been going on for, what is today, july 31st, 3,000 years. laughter and weve all been heartbroken by the horrors of this war. But now there have been disturbing reports to damage to one of our most Important International institutions, one direction, who are according to credible reports, divided over gaza. Thats right. One direction laughter one direction cheers and applause now has two directions. laughter i mean this makes me question a lot of my previous assumptions. I mean what if you do know that youre beautiful . That would mean youre no longer beautiful. I mean this could subvert the entire field of boy band epistemology. Of
Tumbling 5. 6 and the nasdaq 4. 6 and underneath the averages, though are pockets of real ugliness that as a matter of fact genuine bear market action. We have sectors groaning in agony now and its worth wondering if you can even buy their dips the way successful Money Managers have operated for years now without taking on a the house of pain a gigantic amount of pain. Lets take the industrials. They got a nice pop this morning. Theyre a part of why the market opened up so well because a wellknown analyst had the hurj to come out and tell people to buy a group thats been going down pretty much every day. I called it a totally contrarian call because if youre buying, say, one of the stocks you recommended, caterpillar, then youre buying the stock of a company that reported a not so great quarter and has been going down pretty much every day since then until today when it closed up 45 senns, but was up much more earlier, largely in reaction to this brave analyst call. Until this earnings