as you know we are running out of people in this world to make fun of. we came up with a way to hate people and i call it intolerance. tonight my girlfriend s best friend s boyfriend, your name is ryan, right? you are in sales and you like to party hard. sorry ryan, don t get the wrong idea. i am only here because my friend is girlfriends with your girlfriend. i don t care about your blackberry storm or the channels you get on your flat screen, or you are into triathalon. sorry, i have other friends and you really make me miss them. you suck. now it is time for a red eye apology. i would like to take this moment to apologize to my girlfriend s best friend a es boyfriend for the common stare.