as you know we are running out of people in this world to make fun of. we came up with a way to hate people and i call it intolerance. tonight my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend, your name is ryan, right? you are in sales and you like to party hard. sorry ryan, don't get the wrong idea. i am only here because my friend is girlfriends with your girlfriend. i don't care about your blackberry storm or the channels you get on your flat screen, or you are into triathalon. sorry, i have other friends and you really make me miss them. you suck. now it is time for a "red eye apology." >> i would like to take this moment to apologize to my girlfriend's best friend a es boyfriend for the common stare.