so ugly. it s time to get excited, because we are doing this. the audience decides the story! greg: typically i only give the audience two topics but tonight i m feeling generous and i propose a three way. why waste the viagra, am i right? i will present each choice and you applied. the one that gets the most hootin and hollerin winds. it s like a wet t-shirt contest at your local cracker barrel. why did they stop that? could spiral into a recession because their gdp has shrunk in more than expected. as you know, sweden is famous for producing and margaret, and wood. who likes that when? all right, not into sweden. that s too bad. we had that abba mentally ready to go. topic two, a story we barely covered. the canadian trends teacher with the breasts so big, his cup size is himalayas. not bad, not bad. okay, that s good. on the topic three. elon musk will be here on the set to share the discovery of a substance that will cure aging, cancer, and virtually all other disea
to go. topic two, a story we barely covered. the canadian trends teacher with the breasts so big, his cup size is himalayas. not bad, not bad. okay, that s good. on the topic three. elon musk will be here on the set to share the discovery of a substance that will cure aging, cancer, and virtually all other diseases. he could triple our life spans and it s free to everyone. [cheers and applause] oh, my god. holy crap. wow. all right. that s amazing. it looks like elon and the aging cure is the winner here. oh, sorry. my producer i m being told in my ear that the bad weather has canceled elon slight.