so ugly. it s time to get excited, because we are doing this. the audience decides the story! greg: typically i only give the audience two topics but tonight i m feeling generous and i propose a three way. why waste the viagra, am i right? i will present each choice and you applied. the one that gets the most hootin and hollerin winds. it s like a wet t-shirt contest at your local cracker barrel. why did they stop that? could spiral into a recession because their gdp has shrunk in more than expected. as you know, sweden is famous for producing and margaret, and wood. who likes that when? all right, not into sweden. that s too bad. we had that abba mentally ready to go. topic two, a story we barely covered. the canadian trends teacher with the breasts so big, his cup size is himalayas. not bad, not bad. okay, that s good. on the topic three. elon musk will be here on the set to share the discovery of a substance that will cure aging, cancer, and virtually all other disea
as you know, it s friday, so that means we welcome the guests first, so let s do that. after every podcast, she dumps gatorade on her guests. host of the sideline saturday podcast, michele tafoya. [applause] he has the body of a model. buried in his basement. comedian jim florentine! [applause] like a hedgehog, she is prickly but lovable, and eats worms. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and, finally, bigfoot reports sightings of him. my massive sidekick in the n.w.a. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] now, before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so we are going to do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! mmm! greg: at left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always is my first time reading them, and when they suck, i die a little every time. so here we go. a new study shows divorced or single, senior citizens are more likely to develop metairie loss the mic to make memory loss. as opposed to married women, who never forg
announcer: greg s leftovers! mmm! greg: at left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always is my first time reading them, and when they suck, i die a little every time. so here we go. a new study shows divorced or single, senior citizens are more likely to develop metairie loss the mic to make memory loss. as opposed to married women, who never forget anything. [laughter] yeah. old-timey humor. that s old timey humor. damn wife! a transgender cyclist won first place in the women s event this week. she claimed it made her feel just like lance armstrong, except she has two testicles. [audience grounds] science [laughs] hey-o! greg: all right. starbucks ceo howard schultz has
[audience grounds] he can t make it. well, son of a bitch, looks like captain [bleep] wins. [laughter] that was a close one! what is the latest on the high school woodshop teacher whose favorite project is always a giant rack? hit it. if it happens up there, we report down here. you are watching gazoombagate, canada 2023. week 24. ontario s district school board has finally adopted a new policy regarding kayla and her cartoonish knockers. for those of you just hearing about the story, i m sorry for your loss. here is a recap. she began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. the school board still stands behind the teacher. no other choice.