oh, yes, yes, yes. well-deserved. it s friday, so you know what that means. let weerved its welcome tonight. he s got a mind for politicss and a face for a gerber jar. host of that guy benson. guy benson. he s a reason to get up in theah morning and change the channel. f fo fox and friends first host todd pyro. her ideas carry weight than her actual weight. new york times best selling authoractual b fox news contribe captailln. and he uses manhole coversvers as frisbees. new york times best selling author comedian barbarsa died. all right. storre we get to some new stories, let s do this. everybody, leftovers pop up. but it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it has leftovers. th s my first time reading them, so they . will deep frieem td joe mackie s toes and serve them to the audience as corn dogs. mm.o br and a break with tradition. cnn plans airing commercials during the 2024 presidential debates. they also plan on choosing ads that
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