Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of nurses in the Oval Office Said trump, i just want you guys to know, you are my favorite category. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday that the country would begin the next phase of reopening from the coronavirus pandemic and this is cool, she might finally get to see her hairstylist. If we cant i know, but if we cant joke about that now, i dont know what else is there for us . Secretary of state mike pompeo is reportedly planning to travel to israel next week for a 24hour visit a
You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walking Around the house wearing just socks and finally, Budget Airline Allegiant Air has begun offering customers free health and safety kits on all flights to stop the spread of coronavirus. That story again, some airline you never heard of is offering you more help than your president. That was the monologue, everybody. And shout out to my son, ashe, who promised he would be quiet the whole monologue and he did it good job, buddy. Thank you seth we got a great show for you tonight. She a coach on
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Coming saturday a normally exciting time of year for her. But instead shes heartbroken over the loss of her two boys. Traffic at a standstill as a grieving mother confronts her new reality when i close my eyes i see them mom. Mommy. Robert sean roberts 23 and Jermaine Asher 22 on their way to buy their mom a Birthday Gift killed by a suspected drunk driver. Shirley taylor, granmother they was only out to get their mom a birthday present police say the brothers made an illegal uturn when the driver of a chevy camaro crashed into them sherie everett, mom im at a loss for words. I just want to tell the guy you took my heart. You took my best Friends Police say 25 year old willie going so fast it pushed both cars across the street and into a neighboring complex wall. On sunday the family trying to ma ke sense of what happened 2932 shirley taylor, grandmother if they were some gang bangers snatching purses or selling dope, you could kind of work it out in your head. But they was good boys.
The u. S. Said it will reevaluate its approach to the peace process. And the man who made first spacewalk remembers the giant leap for russians space exploration. And im lee wellings with the support. The quarterfinal line up will be complete. Barcelona are already ahead and expecting to through. Tunisias Security Forces say theyre looking for more gunmen who may have been involved in an attack on a tunisian museum. The attack was at the Bordeaux Museum a major tourist creation justattraction just a few meters away from the countrys parliament. There was a meeting going on in the parliament at the time. It was becoming pretty clear that gunmen had taken hostages. They moved in, the Security Forces ending the siege. Lets see how all of this unfolded. Reporter do you kneetunisian Security Forces call for reinforcement to the bardo museum. There were hundreds of visitors inside when gunmen open fired. Some people managed to get out running for their lives. Authorities say the gunmen hunte