You have got to say that that is messed up. People mass quer aiding as Police Officers to rob our athletes. Now jordan, dont you think that that jordan . Yep. Jordan, you robbing people . What . God, know. Im a stripper. laughter august 15th, 2016. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everyone, thank you. Im trevor noah. Our guests tonight, couldnt be more excited from the new film imperium, Daniel Radcliffe is here, everybody. cheers and applause we have got a lot of show to get to. Tons of olympic news. I know im biased, for me, the race to the olympics thus far was the 400 meter sprint with South African took the gold and broke the world record and he was in lane eight, in lane eight, people, he did it he did it now here is the thing, i was watching, i dont think, a South African won a gold medal. I was screaming in my apartment, running around. Th
African won a gold medal. I was screaming in my apartment, running around. Then i was like wait so this is what americans feel like all the time . You guys are so lucky i have met americans be like oh, the gold medals. Theyre like which one. You guys are so lucky. But the truth s the news that i guess everyone in the world was fixated on was usain bolt without won his Third Straight gold medal in the hundred meters. As always, he did it in style. This was him running in the semifinals. laughter that is not a picture we made. He is smiling in the middle of a race. Usain bolt is so fast, hes watching the race with us. That is what he is doing. And honestly, you know what, i think that this gives the jamaicans hope in the winter games because instead of having a bobsled team, they should just have four dudes ride usain bolt and win its gold medals. All right, lets catch up with what is happening in another race. The u. S. Election. Right now america is struggling trying to decide between
And three other olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint by thieves posing as Police Officers, i bet you ryan lochte was like man, if we was in the water right now, i would be whooping your ass. You better pray to god it dont rain. I would just on your head, whop, whop. I think that is how swimmers fight. Whop. But honestly, all jokes aside, you have got to say that that is messed up. People mass quer aiding as Police Officers to rob our athletes. Now jordan, dont you think that that jordan . Yep. Jordan, you robbing people . What . God, know. Im a stripper. laughter august 15th, 2016. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everyone, thank you. Im trevor noah. Our guests tonight, couldnt be more excited from the new film imperium, Daniel Radcliffe is here, everybody. cheers and applause we have got a lot of show to get to. Tons of olympic news. I know i
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everyone, thank you. Im trevor noah. Our guests tonight, couldnt be more excited from the new film imperium, Daniel Radcliffe is here, everybody. cheers and applause we have got a lot of show to get to. Tons of olympic news. I know im biased, for me, the race to the olympics thus far was the 400 meter sprint with South African took the gold and broke the world record and he was in lane eight, in lane eight, people, he did it he did it now here is the thing, i was watching, i dont think, a South African won a gold medal. I was screaming in my apartment, running around. Then i was like wait so this is what americans feel like all the time . You guys are so lucky i have met americans be like oh, the gold medals. Theyre like which one. You guys are so lucky. But the truth s the news that i guess everyone in the world w
Of the world red wings red wings red wings red wings red wings no hope. No hope. [heart rate flat lines] red wings red wings red wings red wings yeah . The 2016 daily show summer games. Welcome ba back to the daily shows coverage of the 2016 summer games. Its roy would, jr. And ooms jordan klepper. You got to cut that [bleep] out, man. Im an adult. I can say my name. Say it. Im roy food you got in my head. Im great at names. Anyway, the big news ot of rio this weekend, ryan lochte and three other olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint by thieves posing as Police Officers, i bet you ryan lochte was like man, if we was in the water right now, i would be whooping your ass. You better pray to god it dont rain. I would just on your head, whop, whop. I think that is how swimmers fight. Whop. But honestly, all jokes aside, you have got to say that that is messed up. People mass quer aiding as Police Officers to rob our athletes. Now jordan, dont you think that that jordan . Yep. Jordan, you