Tonight, amy poehler, Bert Kreischer, and music from wilco. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy i appreciate that. Hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching. Id like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. We are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. One of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. This is from the sunday service at st. John the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. Francis, the patron saint of animals. There were cats. There were dogs. A goose onion site. There was a giant snake. They had a baby crocodile. Look at that guy. A sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very reluctant little donkey, who is probably an atheist that wanted no part of any of that. There is also so
Shes very nice. Thank you. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Dont think i dont appreciate it. Thank you for joining us in beautiful hollywood in spring. The dumpsters are in full bloom. [ cheers and applause ] its a special day. April is behind us. Today is the first day of may. And once again, our nations news media has been caught flatfooted. May 1st, can you believe it . Yeah, no. Crazy. I know. I really cant believe may is here, sherry. I cant believe its may already. I know. I cant believe its may 1st already. It is may 1st, a new month, can you believe it . I cant believe its already may. I cannot believe its already may. Kind of flabbergasted its already may. I cant believe its the first day of may. First day of may, can you believe it this. May 1st, i cant believe it. Can you believe that its may 1st . Uhuh, no. Can you believe its may . I cant believe its may. Hard to believe its may. Hard to believe its already may. Hard to believe its already may. Hard