Ainsley there she is in the house last night. She said she would be there. She was there for the chiefs and jets game. Patrick mahomes ran it down. Steve closer than i thought it was going to be. As you can see right there in that special luxury suite that she is at. There she is hugging Travis Kelces mom. She did a double header. She saw her son down in philly and drove up 95 to mets stadium in new jersey and there they are with a bunch of a. Listers which captivated the nation because lawrence and brian. Good morning to everybody. Because of taylor swifts appearance, ainsley actually watched a Football Game last night. Ainsley i did. Throughout the house it was like shes here. Sheens in the house. So i turned it on. I ended up watching it all the way through. I am like those millions of women that are watching and shooting those ratings through the roof. Did you watch last night . Brian i watched some of it. When its like 11 30 and realize you have to get up two and a half hours you
Conference to say once again he wont negotiate. So Speaker John Boehner had his own press conference. The central argument is this are we going to sit down and have a conversation or arent we . Theres no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. Theres no pwoupb reis here. Theres nothing on the table, theres nothing off the table. Stephen that is a leader with a clear goal i want a table laughter but but. cheers and applause but while theres been no movement in d. C. , there isnt Movement Towards d. C. Angry truckers headed to washington, d. C. As part of a threeday protest called the truckers ride for the constitution. Its expected to tie up three lanes of traffic around i495 around the nations capital. Stephen thats right, truckers are pledging to drive around the beltway for three days in what theyre called ride for the constitution. And then, presumably, pop dexedrine for the declaration of independence. laughter and pee into gatorade bottles for the gettysburg
Screwdriver. The congressional Business Center is still open during the shutdown. Wow it is really hard to get out of a gym membership. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen hey audience chanting stephen whoo whoo welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, as you know it is day nine of the Government Shutdown and you know what they say no news is good news so good news. laughter yesterday obama actually held another hourlong press conference to say once again he wont negotiate. So Speaker John Boehner had his own press conference. The central argument is this are we going to sit down and have a conversation or arent we . Theres no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. Theres no pwoupb reis here. Theres nothing on the table, theres nothing off the table. Stephen that is a leader with a cl
You have a higher opinion of congress or dog poop. Will the stephen tonight, did a congressional candidate violate election laws . Even more shocking, we have election laws . laughter then, twitter prepares for its i. P. O. Hashtag i dont know what an i. P. O. Is. laughter my guest tom hanks stars in the new film captain phillips. Hes a hero who saves the day using a particular type of screwdriver. The congressional Business Center is still open during the shutdown. Wow it is really hard to get out of a gym membership. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen hey audience chanting stephen whoo whoo welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, as you know it is day nine of the Government Shutdown and you know what they say no news is good news so good news. laughter yesterday obama actually held another hourlong press
cheers and applause stephen hey audience chanting stephen whoo whoo welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, as you know it is day nine of the Government Shutdown and you know what they say no news is good news so good news. laughter yesterday obama actually held another hourlong press conference to say once again he wont negotiate. So Speaker John Boehner had his own press conference. The central argument is this are we going to sit down and have a conversation or arent we . Theres no reason to make it more difficult to bring people to the table. Theres no pwoupb reis here. Theres nothing on the table, theres nothing off the table. Stephen that is a leader with a clear goal i want a table laughter but but. cheers and applause but while theres been no movement in d. C. , there isnt Movement Towards d. C. Angry truckers headed to washington, d. C. As part of a threeday protest called t