i ve never sat next to a guy goes, hey man, you got any crackers. i got no. and if some guys bring on like a vacation, you think hisg to wife s going to be happy, like, hey, let s b go to a local restaurant. like i got the peanut butter.ou i gotht what are we going out for? we go look how much monet y wef: save. maybe they ll let us sit at a table while i eat this. and , you know, at some point someone s going to put like a vest around the around the jar. thesupport and . yeah, exactly. oh, that s good. that s good. i wonder, though, tirhas do you think that maybe there wasn te they were aware of a threat volving peanut butter. t yeah. my go ohd, my god. the plane s going down. someone smeared peanut butter, the pilot s eyes. pil oh, no, it s everywhere., no, is it s on the windows. it s way. oh, never mind.n the windows! wait, never mind, we are good. we re good. rid of problems averted. oh, here s the deal.man be human beings arein what?
chix, hey, once you go seven percent black, more tirhas, di that enough of a percentage to allow him to feel different?f like can he claim that it s his life now in perspective with seven percent . first of all, welcome . welcome to the club. the problem with his 70% blackness is he let his 93% whiteness do the talking. yeah, we don t say stuff say like that. yeah, exactly. doesn it all makes sense now. sense it makes sense bro. what exactly makes sense. like the only thing that makes g sense is your white privilege is gone now. . so take care of your kids, get a job and listen to more
tirhas, why might just a . how could i not? a yes, yes, yes. i said myself, how can you not root for this maniac at this point like he s the mosttranspai transparent liar everer again? e i believe i said he was an improper. yes. improv. i don t know, though, man writing bad checks for dogs. dg that s kind of that s like a whole no new level of low, but again, i mean, what are youo going to do? his checkbook was stolen.?k yeahwa, i mean, you know, forevy every poor guy at dinner,e ka who left his wallet at home.you right. cat, you know, what artoe you going to do? yeah, these thingsappen. happen. it s true.o what yeah. you know, you can t. you know what? there s no what about ism gaslighting? i mean, yo g.u can t connect hist conn history of lying about everything. the fact that somebody stole ths his checkbook, they probably knew about his little fibbing problem and that s whyse they stole it, because they knew they d get away with it.ould and what get better crime than
0 that didn t go over too big atro the governors meeting. o all right. that s it for us tonight. i hope you enjoyed thihos week i shows as much as we did.ur don t forget, always set your dvr. so you alwayo yos get to watchms the angle if you happen to miss it live, which you should never do. mberremember, it is america now and forever. and we ll ser e on monday. r but for now, greg gutfeld takes it all from here you that s what people look. you look at you for yourself, you animal. as alway happy friday. and as always, on a friday,e thn the thing we do first, weonight welcome tonight s guests s. t yeah, you re that music first smile so big she uses a swiffer for a toothbrush. former fox newa sws anchor patt. ann brown . that. look at that. when he flies, he neverroom complains about leg room. just get dreamliner. johnny, joey, joe , oh, yes, she has to put rocks in her pockets on windy days. kae x news contributor, cat to and finally his shoe size is escalate. my massive sidekick in
hands or how dare you talk about gas stoves. rent you have a gas stove, first of l all.l, first of all, i period. second of all though, it bec doesn t even matter, becausee by that logic, these are the same people who would have said we should have never gotten rid of leaded gasoline just because someone may have driven a gasoline car . no secret government agency is going to bust down your door and take your gas stove away. v you know, a very interesting animation i see in her tirhas, don t yo u? thah, yeah, yeah. i think yeah, there s that golden rule that if anyone s ever heard this, i ll say it again at home. never film yourself with a goode idea when you ve been drinking. yeah, that looks likwhen ye wedu night. why it went terribly wrong. and to say it.to say to say t she s mocking.r an that s a strong world. thatd has to be clever and funny. yeah. and whatever you do it.e and there was no punchline, no y joke.