Jon thats our show, everybody. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Former mets catcher mike piazza will be here. I dont know what well talk about but hell be here. Here it is your moment of zen. I just feel for you, allen. Ive been out there a lot. I didnt realize how bad one feels being in the studio talking to someone who is shivering out on the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Good to see you. Welcome to the show. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it ben] [crowd chanting stephen] thank you so much. Thank you so much. Good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] folks, nation, everybody in this country knows america is at cyber war. If you dont know that then you obviously have never seen the movie johnny knew monic or given your am exnumber toll volume 35. Where the hell
Party. What a wild day it was and still is now. Welcome, everybody. Im bill hemmer. Welcome to americas newsroom. Martha that was something late yesterday afternoon. Good morning, everybody. Im martha maccallum. Were told he was hiding out in the big bear resort through this entire duration. He was literally right across from the Police Command center set up to search for him. Bill unbelievable. William la jeunesse live at Police Headquarters in l. A. Terrifying moments for the police but it appears, we stress, that they have their man. William, good morning. Reporter youre right, bill. L. A. P. D. Does not want to break protocol because it is not their crime scene. The San Bernardino county Sheriffs Office doesnt want to jump the gun until the coroner has a chance to see the body still inside the cabin. The actions of Law Enforcement tell a different story. That their nightmare, basically one of their own, turning against them appears to be over. The end came for Christopher Dorner as
Good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Im matt lauer. Im Savannah Guthrie along side al roker and tamron hall who is sitting in for natalie. Actually i think natalie is waiting for the new iphone. I passed it this morning on my bike. 5th avenue . Yeah, crazy stuff. People have been lining up for a day waiting to get in. They are open, but they have not started selling the phones yet. We will have more on that coming up. Also, amanda knox is here for an exclusive interview. She is outside the studio right now. We want to ask a question about the interview. If you were amanda would you return to italy for another trial . You can get into this conversation on our facebook page. Well talk to amanda live in a few minutes. But first, more violence in chicago. 13 people wounded after another mass shooting. One of the victims a 3yearold. John yang is in chicago. John, good morning to you. Reporter good morning, matt. Very violent night overnight in chicago on the south side. 13 pe
Stephen the United States has no choice but to attack syria because dictator Bashar Alassad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before he was just killing them with bullets, but if america cared about shooting people, wed be invading chicago. [laughter] now, folks. [cheering and applause] this story. This story is slowly developing. We will have more on it one assumes. [laughter] but first, folks. [laughter] [engine revs] [cheering and applause] oh, hi. You just caught me practicing my favorite pastime, motoring. I dont really go anywhere. I just start the fuelinjected v8 under my desk and breath in the fumes. Of course, what would american motoring be without General Motors, which was the [bleeped]. By the way, this is. This is what happens when you take off your actual glasses. [laughter] and put on goggles. Which was founded and the subject of the 73rd installment of my 434part series, better know a district. Tonight michigans 5th, the fightin 5th. Of course, michigande
General, do you want to speak at all to that . No, not really, secretary. Thank you for captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, im back from summer vacation, or am i . The answer may surprise you. Then i better know a district. Seriously, i better know it. Im doing a whole thing on it. [laughter] and my guest is timothy dolan, the archbishop of new york. It must have been hard for him to get here since he can only move diagonally. [laughter] sunlight reflecting off a london skyscraper has been melting cars. That is shocking. There is sunlight in london . [laughter] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] [audience chanting stephen] stephen hey, thank you. Yeah, thank you very much. Welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you for joining us. [cheering and applause] thank you so much. Please, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. Good to have you with us. Folks, the first thing i want to do tonigh