And she finally appeared to me and told me that her husband, edward, had broken her neck out of anger. Thats what happened, you guys. That is what happened. And the judge is like, ill allow it. Everybody, i allow the testimony of a ghost to be allowed into the legal court documents. Order, order, everybody order so he hits the gavel. The jury deliberates for an hour and ten minutes. The jury foreman comes back and is like, despite any concrete evidence, what we did hear is this ghost testimony, and were buying it, and because of that, this guy is guilty. They dont have any doubt. The judge is like, hes sentenced to a life in prison. And mary jane breathes a sigh of relief. [relieved sigh] [bleep] finally. This is the only known case where a testimony from a ghost helped convict a murderer. Thats so insanesounding. [laughter] never felt more insane. [fantasmic opening by bruce healey] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. chee
Plus, verizons 5g focus. The ceo says 50 of consumers will have access to that technology and beyond meat is tumbling in the premarket, pricing a secondary at six times the ipo price and has new competition on the way. Stocks are looking to open higher after their worst day in two months yesterday the fed cuts rates by a quarter point, but the chair dampens expectations for more easing despite the selloff, the major indices still finished july in the green, their sixth positive month in seven, although were headed into the historically weakest two months of the year well, look, were making much too much of this mid cycle were going to forget what that means five days from now we wont be thinking about that. Well be thinking about it today until the market goes up then we say forget about it. He was in a spot hes in a spot because he has a president who cant fire him but would fire him, right . And send him down the elevator he wants to make it so that its not personal so he comes up wi
Continue to drive Growth Stocks are poised to rally ahead of what could be the feds first rate cut since the crisis. And gaming headwinds, amd delivering a revenue warning first up, apple rising on the better than expected results iphone down from a year ago and now represent less than half of quarterly revenue for the first time in about seven years. Yeah, headlines today in the papers are staggering. New york times, apple reports declining profits and stagnant growth again wall street journal quotes richard cramer, no relation. Were these people on the same call maybe they were on the rotten apple call, i was on the straight apple call. I heard a situation where you are going to if you actually think out in the out years, it is a Service Company with the best Customer Satisfaction there is and when you get an appliance of which there are about 1. 5 billion, you are beginning to take either apple cloud or the app store, the ads, i think that you will be looking at the credit card star
The speaker pro tempore on this vote the yeas are 230. The nays are 189. The previous question is ordered. The question season adoption of the resolution. All those in favor say aye. All those opposed, no. He ayes have it. The gentleman from georgia. Mr. Woodall mr. Speaker, i ask for the yeas and nays. The speaker pro tempore the yeas and nays are requested. Those favoring a vote by the yeas and nays will rise. A sufficient number having arisen, the yeas and nays are ordered. Members will record their votes by electronic device. This is a fiveminute vote. Fiveminute vote, members. [captioning made possible by the national captioning institute, inc. , in cooperation with the United States house of representatives. Any use of the closedcaptioned coverage of the house proceedings for political or commercial purposes is expressly prohibited by the u. S. House of representatives. ] the speaker pro tempore on this vote the yeas are 233, and the nays are 190. The resolution is adopted. Witho
Defended the very fine people at the neonazi march at charlottesville. Who claimed that haitian immigrants all have aids, and declared a Mexican American judge born in the United States had an inherent conflict of interest against him. At every turn democrats have denounced offensive comments from the white house but the silence from the other side of the aisle has been deafening. I hope that will change today. This Congress Must speak loudly with one voice to condemn the president s words and more importantly to condemn the sentiments behind them. The United States should be a beacon of hope and refuge to those who need its protection and it should welcome those who embody our values and ideals. From earliest days as a nation we our welcomed people fleeing persecution and violence. The those who seek Economic Opportunity and freedom and a land whose diversity is one of its greatest strength. The president has instead pursued a Relentless Campaign to build a literal and figurative wall