great feats. welcome back. they offered him closure, but he chose indecent exposure. vice interview gets wrecked by a pervert s x rated text. so vice news released a piece hoping to shedligh a sympathetic light on how hard it is for sex offenders to reenter society, especially now that cnn is not hiring. but the reporter alice hines interviewed dudes like thised gy guy, a sheafs , a sheaf that s his name, who spent six years in prison for the assault ofl a a sleeping collegeul student. fuis is what he said about how he s changed and also what the future holds for him. we all lie in his world. we all got to make it happen. it ain t no stopping me. so i m very confident, hopeful and confident. sweet until you keep kee watching after this interview,
,a story in five words. hanks only four goodanks, on movies. you knowor good , jimmy , in a t interview, tom hanks said that four of his movies are pretty good. out of the 80 plus he s made. do you agree with him? i mean, i enjoyed i really, andt like, die hardut and hotsy. yeah, that s too i think he s trying to be modest. f to i like a lot of tom hanksabou movies. like what? i like sully specifically because you re going to get so mad at me at this. but wheny. i was driving a taxi i dr in the day, which i know you don t know i did, but i drove a guy in my cab that was on that flight, which is very fascinating. and like, when you think. back to me, it was well, the dude was the plane was in the hudson, you know what i m saying? yeah. it si think, sully, when you watch now, it s like so illustrative of how we view the world because republicans are like, wow, they landed in the hudson. . democrats are like, wow, nobody has a mask on on the plane, youd know? but i always love su
together. i really dor. think trump could drive the bus on this mission for he has to motivating forces here. ve one is if he gets sent overbi there, he can get the fbi to to give him his passports back , which is nice. the other is he doesn t want everybody to die because then the wind up voting democrat in the next election, which is a big problem righnext eleoblem.t but read me, jimmy , you stop tj it. it s our mj on the atkins diet. yot but i really think the best point you made earlier is the fact to a lot of these people. world peace isn t as importantao as stopping the wrong guy from delivering it, remember? okay , one of the oldest jokes is about making peace inthe midd the middle east. the abraham accords did that.han and we re all just pretendingd it never happened because they can t make peace with the m fact that he was the guy to deliver it, you know? bu , how can you not look this administration and think we need help? you know what i m saying? ane who voted forli kamal
any other thoughts? i would. and i also believe sex offenders shoulde that o be castrated. oh, well, therr e yo u go . and that s all. and you have to prove that pick. yeah, absolutely. last word, jimmy , please say. oh, good god . well, i would say this guy needs to get a grip, but it sounds like he already has gripb one . wt sounds e we re doing it w, man.g, sy have sympathy for all the wrong people. you know, that is absolutely.g h we should be interviewing these victims. we shoul should not be highlight these victims, not trying too ma make sympathetic figuresout of f the assaulters. you know what i m saying? am in a man. all right. amen. we got to move on . wow. coming up, the nicest guy in tinsel town gives his movies two thumbs down. what if you could whiten your teeth by simply brushing
all the nepotism, does h how does he not give plant diversity to hunter, the guy who smoked more plants than anybod y? yes, but give back he s a mass murderer, then? yeah. yeah, it s he s been killing plants. did it. and braincells and as, or two here. r twi found him yet. but trust me, man, works his whole life. you know, it s so it s so embarrassing that we re still doing this thing where they re trying to get people who have the right look instead the right skills, you know whats i m saying? because that s how we got intos. the mess. is you know what i m saying? inflation s where itcr is .is we crime is where it is .re you know what i mean? people don t want to check boxes anymore. they just want a paycheck. you know, and i don t mean to sound like i m running for office because i never passed the background check. but the point is , thibus is sto dumb. you know, we ve sacrificed sacri competence for for, i guess,i intersectionality, i suppose, u