i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? dave was the new johnny, for me. i m not exactly a computer, slow down. it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. you betetter be as s good as letterman! i ll give it a shot. my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. this isis madness.. absolute madness. it makes every hair on my bodydy stand up.p. we rere on! but n nobody s a a late-nigh host u until they y are one. fires, looting, and violence, tomorrow we ll drown out the negative voices that have health us back too long. fires leading to violence, five people are dead the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. the buildup to the last tonight s show was l like a t that was going to be derailed, and all you can do is stand by and watch. here s bette midler.
love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
and the fun is contagious? delma! it s anti-vax barbie! she s independent, she doesn t trust science. vaccines are made of blood! barbie has a computer so she can do her own research. sean: the efforts to demonize americans and easy with vaccine mandates is even worse. the los angeles times mocking anti-vaxxers debts are ghoulish, but necessary? fox news contributor s lara trump and leo 2.0 terrel. i don t even know when to begin here. i think sean, that jimmy kimmel busy reminiscing his days on the man show exploiting women and having blackface. but the people in america to be
and then the environment is such that we are expected defend. greg: that was her during her french accent while in france. and it was harder to watch then the view s swimsuit special. no one of the white house keeps hiding her like a bust of winston churchill. she is the vice president that has been administration saying let s talk about hunter biden s laptop, hoping she might learn something, like why deodorant is so important. but at least jimmy kimmel knows why people don t like her. americans really are happy with his vice president, kamala harris. i think they know why kamala s ratings are low besides sexism and racism, which are the obvious ones. greg: the obvious ones. well, he is the expert on sexism and racism. who can forget his pro-women work on the man show ?