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ADULT FICTION
“Double Agent”
by Tom Bradby: Kidnapped in Venice by a Russian defector, Kate knows she’s in trouble. When the kidnapper offers her conclusive evidence that the British prime minister is a live agent working for Moscow, Kate’s holiday quickly becomes the start of her next mission.
ADULT NONFICTION
“The Best of Me”
by David Sedaris: For more than 25 years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre. A Sedaris story may seem confessional but also is highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at once absurd and moving about our daily existence. It is almost impossible to read without laughing. Now, for the first time collected in one volume, the author brings us his funniest and most memorable work.
tom huddleston of time-out writes, as misguided and overemotional as a drunk high school production of romeo and juliet and weirdly unintentionally entertaining. the best of me doubles down on the fawning. both luke bracey and james marsden whip off their shirts, strut their abs and perform intensive gardening. what s wrong with that? so you are on board with going to see, even if it s a bad movie, if a couple of guys have their shirts off? and gardening. they have to be gardening? no. which one? i think this is a movie for me. okay. but is it unintentionally entertaining? i love those movies that you laugh at but aren t supposed to be laughing at. you should go see it. let s go see that movie together and you buy sushi. dinner and a movie. just popcorn. let s go see that movie together and you buy sushi. dinner and a movie.
laborious and awkward one moment and shockingly powerful the next. our next movie is based on a nicholas sparks novel. this is the complete opposite offer other film. it s called the best of me. it s a love story about two former high school sweethearts that span their teenage and adult years. two decades have passed. they re reunited and their love is rekindled. it s been a long time. 21, but, i mean, who is counting. as you might imagine, with a movie like this, reviews have been rough.