check. low miles? yes, very low in fact. that s so good. see i m still looking for one with that new uterus smell. how s it handle? like a dream. i just had it aligned last week. still under warranty? yes, for the next 14,000 miles. can i see it? i was talking about the warranty. oh, right. i have it right here. great. [cheers and applause] greg: gene really likes that orange jacket. he s even wearing it in the skits now. you ever buy one piece of clothing and then you just never stop wearing it and then you never wear it again, that s his orange jacket. ashley you write for the babylon bee and i know this is a cliche and people go wow this story sounds like it could have been written by the babylon bee. this is actually worse. this is bad. ashley: almost bad, it s hard to make up satire that keeps up