Not bad. He did it. Going to get those dollars if youre nervous. Ill keep my dollars. You guys are pole dancers. Thats it, thats all. Well see you did you know that people born from 1945 through 1965 have the highest rates of hepatitis c, but most dont know theyre infected . People can live for decades without symptoms, but over time hepatitis c can cause Serious Health problems. If you were born during these years, the cdc now recommends that you get a blood test for hepatitis c. So talk to your doctor and find out if you have hepatitis c. It could save your life. Know more. Im joy bauer, and as a nutritionist i know probiotics can often help. Try digestive advantage. It is tougher than your stomachs harsh environment, so it surivies a hundred times better than the leading probiotic. Get the digestive advantage. This water main break under this water main break under interstate 8 in san diego opened up an eight foot wide sinkhole in the pavement. The water at one point sprayed 25 feet
Youre not gonna tell me how old you are. I really dont know. The slightest idea. Whatswhats the difference . Its like, you know, you have slightly graying hair, butbut no, but that doesnt mean anything. For a trumpet player . Your lips turn gray, and [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, it was a strange color of raspberry, and they were lying on the floor beside the bed this morning. [ laughter ] i havent the foggiest. I dont even want to talk to you. Im gonna talk to tommy over there. Incidentally, this is the tonight show, coming to you from week it says hollywood, right . Now people who are here know we dont come from hollywood. We come from burbank, where scientists where space scientists are busy looking for signs of life. [ laughter ] how are you, tom . [ laughter ] tommy is pretty choked up. He had a big day today. The man on the eskimo pie truck let tommy ring his bell. [ laughter ] well, lets see. I have a late report from the newsroom to pass on to you in case you in case you missed
[ laughter ] who was that yoyo last night . You never saw that guy. A voice coming. How many of you saw the emmy awards last night . Yeah [ cheering ] one of the people didnt uh. This guy kept saying that nobody is accepting for them, theyre just going to mail him the emmys. Actually, what they did is they televised the emmys in order that the winners could see it. [ laughter ] oh not so soon, you dont boo on the third joke folks it was the 27th annual emmy awards, and it certainly was annual, because it seemed like a year. [ laughter ] no actually, uh, this years emmy broadcast was done as a public service. While the anesthesiologists are out on strike. [ laughter ] whooo [ applause ] lucille ball, if you saw it, was one of the presenters last night and she lost her eyeglasses, uh, which caused a lot of envy among [ laughter ] oh uh oh how many awards were given out last night, sixty . Unbelievable, they opened more envelopes last night than the cia. [ laughter ] lets see, if you reme
Live tracks, the responsibility of the safety is on themselves. National Transportation Safety board says one of the men supposed to be a lookout, being off the tracks, and outside of the complete path of the train. That is something two men would have had to decide among themselves. National Transportation Safety board will be reenactinging the sin nair yes at 1 00 tomorrow afternoon, same time of the day as accident happened as a result, the track will be closed. And the board will be running buses between lafayette station and Pleasant Hills station, between noon and 3 30 tomorrow afternoon. National Transportation Safety board gathering records from bart and other agencies and looking at the relationship between bart and California Public utilities commission. John, thank you. Bart running a full schedule, 54 trains tonight at the abrupt end of a fourday strike. Trains began running about eight hours after bart and unions finalized a deal to end the walkout. Final touches being put
[audience reacts]. Jon by pork i assume the gentleman was referring to local constituents. One senator pointed to her waist and squeezed her stomach and said, dont lose too much weight. I like my girls chubby. Jon dont get too porky. I like my girls chubby. Even when it comes to sexism, the senate is gridlocked. They cant make any progress [cheering and applause] they cant get anything done. Luckily theres always one asshole left. To break the tie. The prize comment, she writes, came from a southern congressman, who said, as he held my arm, you know, kirsten, youre even pretty when youre fat. Jon oh, yeah, yes, the gentleman from the great state of arousal yields the remainder of his boneer to the generalwoman gentlewoman from new york. Im not saying these comments would be appropriate in any context, but there is a certain irony to being judged on ones physical appearance by a group of men who, if you squint, look on a good day like a bowl of dried fruit. Mostly apples. Heres what i b