to what he called crazy guy. to what he described as black hitler plp an oprah-esque imitation pegged to her african school. a weatherman finds a hanger he left in his suit. at least trevor noah is no empty suit. are you a comedian? yes. you don t look funny. teen idol justin bieber gets roasted verbally. he became comedy central s butt. many other famous roasters were in on the action. let s get to the reason i am here tonight, which is to give
i get angry, i get outraged, i get volcanic. republicans who oppose the bill say it s a political ploy since it is already illegal to pay women less than men. shifting gears to our twitter topic. have you heard about this? rob low complaining about the curse of his good looks. the actor telling the new york times, when i was a teen idol i was so god damn city, i wouldn t have taken myself seriously. we didn t realize what a burden this could be on rob lowe. we want to know the talents you are being held back from. are they your good looks, your charming personality. we ll put some of the best ones on later in the show and maybe a real housewife has already tweeted us, jen, which will make you excited. still ahead on way too early, another high profile barrier breaker, why umass s derrick gordon decided to come out. another classic musical performance on the tonight
rob talked about the, quote, unbelievable bias and prejudice against, quote/unquote, good-looking people. they just can t be in pain or can t have rough lives. lowe does confess that in his teen idol years, he was, quote, so pretty, i wouldn t have taken myself seriously. fear not, america, lowe says he is finally getting painful roles. and he loves it. he is ageless, that guy. he still looks like he always does. don t talk about how good-looking he is. we re supposed to be mad at him for saying he s so darn good-looking. oh, well. he is. next, not only is this about a woman with no regret, there s not even recognition. here s a very young jon hamm years before becoming a breakout star on mad men, on a show called the big date. this is back in 1996. here s what he promised a young lady named mary carter. well, i would start out with a little fabulous food, with a fabulous confers conversation, fabulous foot massage.
john: socrates said love for the tree they have bad manners old people complained about the young people. so what? socrates said that then he drank and died. [laughter] he was so depressed the young degeneration agrees. in this case we will find out. they are smarter than you but not smarter than me. john: thank you. bill already o brien a. he has always complained about the behavior of the younger. now people complain about my the cyrus miley cyrus is a raunchy for a teen idol to do this? come on. but what about this guy?
i know that news 12 new jersey had their chopper over that. there was a white powder scare and those happen all the time now. but it was nothing to it can just baking soda. but the chop sheer hover over justin bieber s plane. my theory? bieber is doing it on purpose. i mean, they re all small infractions, misdemeanors, getting caught pot, drag racing 55 miles-per-hour. we got the gps coordinates. actual low going 27 in a 30. he wasn t going fast. but when the police come around, he wises off to them. they say if you take your hands off the car i m going to arrest you. and he does that. he is a teen idol and the shelf life for that it short and he s trying to get some street cred to make him look like a bad guy. how smart is that? a smart move maybe on his part but instead he looks like a