[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Thats very kind. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. You did it. You made it. Dreams really do come true. We have much to get to tonight, including Jerry Seinfeld who is here in our studio for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] which is very exciting. Wait till you see his teeth, theyre perfect. [ laughter ] you will be amazed and delighted. Heres some good news, i think. According to a new report from the Washington Post, americans are sleeping more than they ever have. Or at least since scientists started sneaking into our rooms and measuring how much were sleeping. [ laughter ] we are sleeping more than we have in the last 20 years. As i look around, i see that some of you are sleeping right now before my eyes. [ laughter ] i do think about that sometimes. People watching at home, falling asleep while we work on the jokes and people not just a few people. Probably hundreds of thousands of people.
Jimmy hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. You did it. You made it. Dreams really do come true. We have much to get to tonight, including Jerry Seinfeld who is here in our studio for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] which is very exciting. Wait till you see his teeth, theyre perfect. [ laughter ] you will be amazed and delighted. Heres some good news, i think. According to a new report from the Washington Post, americans are sleeping more than they ever have. Or at least since scientists started sneaking into our rooms and measuring how much were sleeping. [ laughter ] we are sleeping more than we have in the last 20 years. As i look around, i see that some of you are sleeping right now before my eyes. [ laughter ] i do think about that sometimes. People watching at home, falling asleep while we work on the jokes and people not just a few people. Probably hundreds of thousands of people. Like imagine the rose bowl and Dodger Sta