Through a chimney for cookies. [ laughter ] all the signs are there. Marijuana is legal here in california. By state law. But its still technically illegal, according to federal law. So the lapd, the police, cant arrest you for having pot but an fbi agent can arrest you. Its confusing, right . Now imagine trying to understand that while youre high. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] even our local News Reporters were celebrating today. This is from our local fox affiliate here in l. A. They put a reporter out on the street in front of a Marijuana Dispensary to wax somewhat poetically about this special day. Happy 4 20. Theres a lot to celebrate. Weve come a really long way. Do you remember back in the day, kids today, they know pot smoking through Legal Cannabis shops all over town. But back in the day when we were kids, there wasnt anything like that. That was a dark time. You had to rely on your neighborhood deal, who if he did show up wouldnt leave. Jimmy what the hell is going on
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 664, montserrat, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Jimmy oh please. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Beautiful crowd tonight. Beautiful new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Well heres what people are talking about. Tomorrow is President Trumps 100th day in office. [ cheers ] and in the new interview, trump said that he thought being president would be easier than his old life. [ laughter ] people dont know whats more shocking, that he thought being president would be easy, or that he thought his old life was hard. [ laughter and applause ] i guess yelling, youre fired from your apartment is hard. In the same interview trump actually stopped to hand out electoral maps that show which s
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Well, thats very kind. And today, in case you either dont know or are too high to remember is 4 20. I dont know if this is a thing in the whole country but its a big deal around these parts. The whole state smells like it ran over a skunk the size of godzilla. People really get into the spirit here. Heres the thing. The truth is if youre celebrating 4 20 today chances are you were celebrating it yesterday. And the day before that too. [ laughter ] between easter and 4 20, this has been a huge week for eating candy and rolling stuff. [ laughter ] i was thinking about that. Thinking about it, you know who i think might be a stoner . Santa claus. Hes always laughing. Hes got that beard. Flies around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer, something only a very high person would think of. He sneaks into peoples houses through a chimney for cookies. [ laughter ] all th
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 664, montserrat, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Jimmy oh please. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Beautiful crowd tonight. Beautiful new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Well heres what people are talking about. Tomorrow is President Trumps 100th day in office. [ cheers ] and in the new interview, trump said that he thought being president would be easier than his old life. [ laughter ] people dont know whats more shocking, that he thought being president would be easy, or that he thought his old life was hard. [ laughter and applause ] i guess yelling, youre fired from your apartment is hard. In the same interview trump actually stopped to hand out electoral maps that show which s
Magic mike. I wish trump were my father. Froze my eggs in hope he would one day father my children. Smart jill. Just like smart to fire comey and let comey find out by watching tv. Im learning the following people have been fired. Congratulations sean spicer, ruth bader ginsburg. John mccain. Nikki haley. Chuck schumer. The white house guard dog that ate his big mack and jill news lady, me news good are you trumps wife . If youre a woman under 35, the answer might surprise you. Welcome to the late show with Stephen Colbert welcome Danny Mcbride, Jane Krakowski and musical guest metallica, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen thank you. Thank you so much please have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Well, ladies and gentlemen, ive got good news and bad news. The bad news the Washington Post reports that trump revealed