Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests natalie portman. Billy porter musical guest lous and the yakuza and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now yeah, thats right hello. Thank you very much, everybody thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Thank you, roots hey everybody, lets get to the news and jokes well, guys, the final president ial debate is just a few days away, and the organizers are trying to make sure it goes smoother than the first one. Listen to what they came up with after that first debate debacle, in an effort to limit interruptions at this thursdays match up, the commissioner of president ial debates said that it will mute the microphones of President Trump and joe biden to allow each candidate two minutes of uninterrupted time at the start of each segment jimmy yeah, good luck with that [
Backtoschool season is here, and learning from home may call for new tech. Walletfriendly tricks for stocking up on supplies so you can make the most of your budget and ace the test of remote learning. She works hard for the money buy or wait. Whether to grab those labor day discounts from outdoor gear to tech to clothing to bedding, were breaking down when to cash in on serious savings and when to hold off. Cake by the ocean and were keeping the labor day love going with our cookout cooking class. Easy recipes for mouthwatering potluck favorites. All that and more as we say, good morning, america. Good morning good morning eva has just told us shes hungry and im happy to announce that we do have food. We do . Good. We cant put up that kind of stuff on television and expect me not to be hungry. Im sure all of you at home are concerned about her gastrointestinal status. Happy to give you that update. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to our second hour. Backtoschool season is more challe
Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look at him. Hes happier than hes been in years. He looks like he just found out he is not the father he looks like a 12yearold standing next to the rock. Though i do feel bad for the flag because we all know where this is headed new york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he has ordered the police to stop people from partying outside bars amid the coronavirus pandemic though if de blasio really
I think i was going to a party, so it was like my Favorite Party outfit i still remember that thing. It was beautiful an extraordinary citrus wheat. Brewed with real tangerine peel. Only 95 calories. It was not that late at night. So were at a truck stop seeing welcome to the light side of the moon. If my friends dad, who is a truck driver, is there were driving slowly along the semi trucks, looking for his dads license plate. So i can see why we may have seemed suspicious. And a cop comes up and he taps on the window. And im like, frick i have been harassed for doing nothing. Im sure this guy is going to get us my friend rolls down the window, and the cop is super nice. Now, i had never been stopped by a cop while a white man was around and the respect this cop had for this white man in this suit, man, i this cop wants to know what in the world we are doing and he asked politely. And we tell him, and he is unsatisfied. He goes, i stopped you because theres been a lot of prostitution a
Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nigh